Saturday Night In For The Bealester.

I don't know what a chest drain is but it doesn't sound fun. None of it sounds fun to be honest. Hope you get better soon my man

What about my pinky toe though? Sounds sore as **** eh?

 

I'd risk losing my dick for a blowjob off Poison Ivy. FACT!!

 

the pinky toe is a killer my man ... im glad you came out of it with your life

 

wheres the face mask pic bealey ?

 

it's on my phone!

it was emma stone not emma watson - she's NOT overrated

the cube is on too

 

Sexy wee cow, ah definitely wid.

 

Was on call today and tomorrow too.

Planned originally to go free party with the ex, but she's not going to head out til late and I'm too stoned for an all-nighter

MOTD and maybe a film planned for me

 

Oftt aye.

Hornblower is on itv4. Great series.

 

RIP Hash's lung

 

You not over the ex yet? If you break up with a bird a clean break is better. Same with ****es really.

 

GIP

 

Nah, it works well like this.

 

I probably shouldnt be smoking while its deflated but sure I have another 1

 

Going to try and get her to come here when she heads back, I can't go out and get battered, if anything happens to my company's site tomorrow i'd be ****ed.

 

right i'm not posting a topless pic of me wearing a facemask.

Another gin mmm.

Idiot abroad is on, in Brazil

 

Get pics posted

 

First time for everything.

 

bealy why do your kind all look way older than they claim to be ? one of your lot about to fight next and he looks about 60

 

Well when 'we' emigrate from Africa to European countries, we don't have any official birth documents (poor countries) so we get given IQ tests and a rough age is determined for us and we go by that.

 

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