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Daily Racing Thread Saturday 9th. Jan. 2016

Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by attivo, Jan 8, 2016.

  1. beeforsalmon

    beeforsalmon Well-Known Member

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    <rofl> <rofl> Brilliant Ste, but I just can't see them letting him nick Barneys topic <laugh>
     
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  2. TopClass

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    <laugh>

    Host: "Mick, choose a topic please."

    Mick: "Hendersons Helm, please"


    Talk about magic hands!
     
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  3. NassauBoard

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    Cheltenham festival apparently...
     
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  4. Grecian Mick

    Grecian Mick Well-Known Member

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    See Man Utd taking no risks playing a strong team. However they still struggle for goals and given Sheffield Utds antics in the cup recently I've taken them on the handicap +2 at EVS. Now off to get tonight's winning Lotto ticket.
     
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  5. redcat1

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    A mate of mine got lucky today
     

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  6. Chaninbar

    Chaninbar The Crafty Cockney

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    "Mr Fitzgerald you've chosen Nicky Henderson's cock as your specialist subject. First question. When you won the grand national you said it was better than sex. Was it better than sex with Mr Henderson?"
     
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  8. SaveTheHumans

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    Q."Mick, what team won the F.A Cup first"

    A."Nicky Henderson

    Q."Can you name any one of Saturns moons"

    A."Nicky Henderson

    Q. "What number in Mathematics is known as the golden ratio"

    A."Nicky Henderson"

    Q."And finally Mick, what horse did you ride to win the Grand National"

    A."That's easy John........it's Nicky Henderson"
     
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  9. Ste D

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    He done well on his horsies but muck on his general knowledge.The first one was a good advertisement for Ditzy Blonde.You knew it was going to be bad for the This Is England lad when his specialist subject was Prison Break.It was game over he thought you went to an Eye,Ear and Testosterone doctor<doh>
     
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  10. SaveTheHumans

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    He did ok yeah, second to an eased down winner. The other 2 only got 7 <yikes>
     
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  11. SaveTheHumans

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    Well done Michael of Exeter. Manu 1 shot on target at home <yikes> stagnant in the league...worrying times for them indeed.
     
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  12. Grecian Mick

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    That was easy, and yet again Utd only score with a late dubious pen.
     
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  13. SaveTheHumans

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    Kind of glosses over what was a dire performance. Credit to the blades though, defended very well for the most part.
     
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    A Man United fan phoned up 606 and said the media had a duty to push for LVG's sacking as it is in the public interest. I agree to an extent - we all want to see how carp they are but cannot stay awake long enough to really enjoy it.
     
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  15. Ron

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    Bugger. Hadn't got my Chelts accy on <laugh>
     
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