"Sarri ball" < hoofball

Why weren't you in the ground then, living so close?

 

I'm not an idiot and I said PL. OK so you have one more title than Danny Drink water, well done.

 

Liverpool and Spurs combined have less PL titles than Danny Simpson.

 

You never played football in your life, Les

 

I was seven or eight. And we were very poor.

I got taken to loads of games in the 70s.

 

Ask Robbie.

 

Another Les lie, Leslie.

 

Do you want me to tell people your real name?

 

Shots fired.

 

Bet it's ISIS.

 

Kipper still trying to convince folk that he’s from Tottenham, even though the bio on his band page (that he’s now removed) said he’s from Aberystwyth. Matth’s Dad.

 

They are two quite different competions. For you one in black and white and for the more successful among us, in glorious colour.

 

Pooch was talking about their glorious black and white days the other week.

 

At least Fatboy stands a chance of getting a blow job if it is.

 

When he was a rent boy whilst working in Fray Bentos no doubt.

 

ISIS and blow job sounds a risky business.

 

Depends if they’re wearing a vest or not.

 

Bang out of order you ****. You leave Fay Bentos out of this.

 

You do know that Fray Bentos is the capital city of Rio Negro in Argentina.

 

So it's a capital of a capital?

Bit like the Emirates then?