This thread's seen the calm and contrary And featured the bald and the hairy But at each downward lurch Who leaps off his perch It's Dave the amazing canary
Tis I of the Fez and I say Verily! Forsooth! and Hooray! In verse he does thrive For the Beppster's alive And looking like he's here to stay!
I'm off to Jamaica on holiday A terrible time to be away I'll be hoping for promotion From far across the Ocean And having wi-fi in the hotel, I PRAY!
So Charlie, toodle pip, I hope you enjoy your trip, While you're away We all must pray That Beppe does not slip!
For your wishes I thank you Dave I'm sure if it slips you'll save So when I'm away Our teams will play And goodbye to the Championship we'll wave
To go up we won't spare a quarter A win tonight means we have caught a Spot a shade higher For Beppe to admire While Charlie is over the water
As Beppe might say to a colleague This season's had plenty of intrigue With two games to go How were we to know We'd be almost into the Prem League
I go away to mend my head Come back and find this thread Right on the floor At the old trap door So back to the top it is led
I swear I have not touched the rum But today's not a day to be glum If six glasses of red Haven't gone to my head It's Premier League here we come
http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/sp...rves_to_stand_on_the_top_step_of_the_podium_/ Thank you great guy......
He tried so hard to make us good but for some, work didn't fit their mood, He left with affection, But now with reflection, Be great if he came for the party food.
He came to build a team Just needed extra cream So off he went Just like a gent And let us have our dream
Leo it's so good to see you're back Your company we did lack The thread we tried to keep From top to bottom it would leap And Dave helped to keep us in check
Beppe lifted his glass for a sup And sighed when we exited the Cup But cometh the hour He sings in the shower Going up, going up, going up
I searched up and down the front page The thread disappeared - I'm enraged! So prose I must write To keep up the fight For Beppe: that man's a sage
If Beppe's a man feeling bored There are memories of Watford he's stored And they'll come flooding back When the Hornets attack Putting the Owls to the sword
For Beppe we must try much harder, Let's all group together with ardour, Our voice will be heard, Let's put in a word For him to go manage Granada!
Well Dave what a great thought I feel however it will turn to naught For Watford he was good But some players never understood So I'm afraid Beppe's services won't be sought.
No-one ever said Beppe was lazy Or claimed that his tactics were hazy So if it's not to be Spain When he's employed again Then perhaps it will be Udinese
Down again this thread was slipping A shame as it should be gripping But Beppe is pumped up Now Watford have jumped up And sent the rest of us skipping
