Our instinct is always to save The honour of Beppe the Brave If the thread drops again It's not just two men We can count on canary fan Dave
This week saw some rare Northern lights And the Hornets ascend to new heights But Beppe reflects On what happens next With the Tractor Boys right in our sights
A Canary has come to the fore, And Beppe has been saved once more, This is great fun, It had to be done, Ask Leo, for he knows the score!
As much as enthusiasts strive And despite their devotion and drive It's slightly absurd It's been left to a bird To ensure Beppe's thread's kept alive
It was Partly my fault I'm afraid, A wrong posting in the nest I had made, He'd seen what I'd done, So posted for fun Thank's Dave for being our aid
Sannino is fading away, He slips a bit lower each day, I'd like very much To keep him in touch, What do the rest of you say?
Though its presence may wind up the picky And thinking up rhymes can be tricky Vic's got the balls To respond to my calls For a campaign to make this thread sticky
A sticky thread doesn't sound right Though Theo is wanting a fight To keep Beppe high Whilst all the rest sigh But still we continue to bite
So Vic doesn't like this a lot And apparently three balls he's got He says they're all clean But in billiards I've seen One of them needs a spot
Perhaps this thread is not so cool The poems are like young kids at school Maybe Beppe was not that great And his followers I do not rate Believe all this? you're an April fool
I'm just an ordinary bloke Who wants to give this thread a poke. I am sincere, I really care, This is no April fool joke!
Beppe, still in his pants and his vest Was reading new verse in the Nest His temper was fiery Till he looked in his diary Which told of the April Fool jest
It would surely appear a disgrace If Beppe was gone with no trace So before it gets worse I've written this verse To return him to his own rightful place
Easter flew by so fast And this thread was nearly the last But never fear Theo was here And saved it again, what a blast
Sannino had slipped down once more, He was almost through the trap door, But canary-dave Pulled off a great save, Sad Beppe's neglect has been poor
So Dave is again a Hero And acting nothing like Nero He's not on the Fiddle So hey Diddle Diddle His joking is more like Pierrot
