Now Murali's no longer throwing And the Tamil rebellion is slowing The best news from here Is the cold Lion beer And to know that the thread keeps on going
There's Sarries v Bath live on BT The Welsh and the Scots on the Beebie But the Bepster's no fan Of the egg chasing man So it's Arsenal today on his tv..
As Beppe might say to a friend "I must say I cannot pretend That now Theo's back We must stay on track And not let our winning streak end"
The next few games I'll be away But Hornet Player may save the day Whilst in Beppe's country, Italy I'll need a bar with Wifi free To hear the 'orns keep Norwich at bay.
As a boy Beppe always was wary Of anything long-toothed and hairy But his folk soon found out He'd never a doubt He'd always win over a canary
The Canary's a beautiful bird, No matter what you have heard, To think you can win Is worse than a sin, It's absolutely absurd!
Maybe its why we lost and didn't play very well - the players knew Bepe was there and didn't want to impress him!
When Beppe turned up against Naarge His hopes for a win were quite large Yet he headed off home Scratching his dome Asking why am I not still in charge
To Italy I did roam And now I return home I've read Beppe came back The sight of Leo we all lack Is all not well in the pleasure dome?
What an exile in Italy needs Is reports of brave footballing deeds A defence with no holes A hatful of goals And a thumping great win against Leeds
Though Beppe has no fear of heights He's aware of his own human rights It will soften his rage If the thread's on this page And the leaders are now in our sights
With the dreadful attack on Saturday I find it hard to know what to say If Leo was here on the thread He'd know what should be said Like Beppe I'm sure he hasn't gone away
Times like this are remarkably few When a man is clear what he must do He's not drowning but waving Our Beppe needs saving He's lost in the world of page two
It seems we guardians of this thread Simultaneously saved it from the dead So Theo do not fear If not you I am here And Beppe can sleep soundly in bed.
OFH to the rescue came But no short poem to bear his name It seems a bit perverse To Post without a verse But we thank him for playing the game
I suggest fault was wrong to pick, After all, the rescue was quick, I think you'll find That OFH's mind Was centered on Watford fan Nic!