This thread puts Leo in a rage The reason why is hard to gauge Yet if he's mad He should be glad Sannino's slipping down the page
Sannino's slipping down the page Is said by someone who's quite sage I could be boasting If you'd stop posting and let him slip back in his cage
Well-known member, take a bow. You're coming round. We don't know how. Our Beppe was sliding The plaudits were hiding But he's back in the spotlight right now
There's one thing I do have to say I wish that I could find a way To post on this thread and still let it go dead But I've been trying and trying all day
If Sannino has really gone, Perhaps we should all move on. Leonardo's fear That he is still here, Is really no more than a con!
It would surely result in much sorrow If the man with more chutzpah than Zorro Let us think that he can Be a flash in the pan Here today and then quite gone tomorrow
I hope you people all realise that you are now responsible for over 10,000 viewings on this thread - I hope you feel pleased with yourselves for wasting the time of so many poor innocent people
To ignore Beppe's past would be rude And not to his virtues allude It's made some folk smile And to prove it's worthwhile We see that ten thousand have viewed
So 10,000 viewings we've had here And with 500 postings getting near Leo, when you go away Your thread it will stay Because Beppe and it we hold dear.
For Beppe's thread I went peeping And down the page it was creeping T'was now on page two Oh what a to-do Seems Charlie and Theo were sleeping
He's stood up like any brave man Though at one time he hoped for a ban Let joy abound Now Leo's come round To give Beppe's thread a new fan
Just to let one and all know It's Leo who won't let Beppo go If not for his Quip About letting it slip It may well have been it's final blow.
