Sannino is Gone

Definitely not a photo finish!

 

Abdi's was a snapshot though...

 

Let's hope he's under starter's orders at the weekend!

 

I do hear he will gearing himself up for the 24th but will be taking the ride with reindeer not horses.

 

Must be a Clause in his contract!

 

Could we get Santa on loan from Udinese? If we had him, we'd sleigh the opposition.

 

I think Blackburn tried that with Roque Santa - he didn't exactly Cruz as expected though...

 

As Ernst Stavro Blofeld would say,
"Right idea, Mr Boots, wrong Santa."

 

Santa Monica is a very nice lady I believe!

 

We'd give them presents. We want him to be on their side, preferably in goal.

 

Her sister Barbara was out of this world. Lovely Babs, they used to say.

 

Fletcher's immortal quote about one of the Pans People (TOTP's regular dance troupe from the late 60s).

"Nice Babs - dunno what her name is though"

 

It's taken me two and a half hours to work out who Fletcher is.

 

Miss Windsor and Beppe shared cabs
When they visited hospital labs
She didn't care
If she paid the fare
As long as he called her nice Babs

 

Liked the ditty Theo but I think Leo won't be so chuffed that the thread will Carry On, I'm sure he will call Matron for Screens shortly.

 

Don't Lose Your Head, Charlie, but Leo's Screaming for the mods.

 

One thing I find at my age
I no longer get in a rage
But I find it quite odd
In the words of a Mod
This thread should have slipped down the page

 

This thread would shoot down like a bolt,
If only you weren't such a dolt.
When you add a line,
It rises just fine,
So basically it's all your fault!

 

I wish I could rename this the rubbish pun and poetry thread

 

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