Sandwiches

How to cut

  • Half and half

  • Diagonal

  • 4 squares

  • 4 triangles

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How should they be cut.?
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I say

For infants 4 squares and crusts off

For women 2 triangles

For men 2 half's

Right?
 
luvgonzo said:
In half diagonally. So that you get some of the top and some of the bottom of the bread.
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If you alternate the bottom crust of the bread you can achieve this with a diagonal cut and a half and half

Dunno if I explained that right
 
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Horny 4 Hamas said:
Any adult cutting themselves a sandwich into quarters needs to be on a register.

Just down the middle horizontally.


Oooh diagonal cut. Grow up.
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I'm not a fan of the diagonal cut, doesn't hold the contents well enough for me, you get bits falling out too easy.

Half and half with alternate bottom crusts for me
 
Sucky said:
I'm not a fan of the diagonal cut, doesn't hold the contents well enough for me, you get bits falling out too easy.

Half and half with alternate bottom crusts for me
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As in the top of the loaf is at different ends of the sandwich for each slice?
 
Cutting the sandwich is inefficient.... If someone is making me a sandwich and wants to cut it... Ok then... Do what you like.

If I'm making my own sandwich I'm not wasting time cutting it again. I don't need to make my sandwich look pretty and cut... I'm just going to eat the damn thing.


Cutting a sandwich diagonally though does help people guess what's in your sandwich.
 
Halfway across the middle.

I've got to line the top and bottom up accurately and they be from adjacent slices though, so they match perfectly. Can't be doing this wonky upside down bottom piece stuff.

Elite sandwiches;

Cheese & Ham
Tuna Mayo.

Has to be buttered, none of this 'spread,' ****e.
 
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Chief said:
Halfway across the middle.

I've got to line the top and bottom up accurately and they be from adjacent slices though, so they match perfectly. Can't be doing this wonky upside down bottom piece stuff.

Elite sandwiches;

Cheese & Ham
Tuna Mayo
Beef Super Noodles

Has to be buttered, none of this 'spread,' ****e.
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Fixed
 
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Fish finger sandwich with mayo, capers, salad, pinch of salt and plenty of black pepper.

Cut down the middle as a diagonal sarnie will be catastrophically unwieldy and bits will fall out.
 
Chief said:
Has to be buttered, none of this 'spread,' ****e.
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Spread is awful ****e, vegetable fat with emulsifiers, starch, colourings, flavourings, gums and stabilisers. It's about as processed as you can get.

Wasn't margarine first developed as a cheap substance to fatten up Turkeys ?
 
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