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Same Sex Marriage?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Feb 20, 2012.

  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Aye, kinky Christians eh

    (Praise to the Lord <peacedove>)
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    "Aye, sweetheart, the holy spirit forced me up there" <laugh>
     
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  3. Erik

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    "Prior to giving my life to Christ and marrying my husband, I frequently engaged in anal sex with a long term boyfriend. Back then I really enjoyed it and experienced multiple orgasms that included female ejaculation.

    However, I cannot get around the verse in Romans 1:26 about women abandoning the natural way for ways that are unnatural
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    Yeah, because that's a normal concern to have about an act that massively increases your risk of getting an STI <laugh>
     
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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Comment by Maureen on June 2, 2009 1:53 pm

    "Yes, lube is a must. We use Astroglide, but your choice of lube can come down to your body chemistry and what works best for you. It can hurt without it. Go slow! This is something relatively new in our marriage as well. If you feel safer with a condom then by all means use one. We don’t but that’s mostly because when it happens its in the passion of the moment. Also, we practice it mostly when I am having my period and am unable to have traditional sex."


    Maureen sounds like an old pro. She says it's relatively new in her marriage, aye right! You've been taking it up the dunger all yir days ya auld boot
     
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  5. Erik

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    "I enjoy anal sex, but but husband does not. He feels that he is &#8220;feeling gay&#8221; if he wants/enjoys having anal sex on a regular basis. Any ideas as to how to change his mind??"

    This kinky bitch is with a closet-homo <laugh>
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    This cow is actually being a proper Christian <laugh>

    Leviticus says no to the crimson dip but it doesn't mention the broon canal.

    Fair play to her - God would want her to get gaped <ok>
     
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  7. Fabulous Fabio

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    Some of the burds on there are going into some right durty details, am in ****ing paradise
     
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  8. Erik

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    <laugh>' He's no fun ain't that God bloke
     
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  9. Erik

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    <laugh> Which bit? The one who starts talking about getting blood on your cock from aggressive bum-fun?
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

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    "The trick with the first couple of times is getting some &#8220;reach around&#8221; assistance. If my husband is &#8220;helping&#8221; me out in the front, and entering gently, I pretty much don&#8217;t even notice the discomfort. You are only uncomfortable for a short while until you relax.

    Some of the best orgasms I&#8217;ve ever hard were from an anal + reach around assist combo."



    I like this one, it's not really too dirty or much detail but she creates a nice picture. Plus, I bet she's a wee durty
     
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  11. Erik

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    ER needs a bloody good shag with a bird like that. She'd sort him oot good and proper <ok> :lipsrsealed:
     
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    The comments get better if you click on the link in one of the comments - http://christiannymphos.org/2008/01/02/anal-sex-how-to-get-started-2/

    "Both my husband and I want to try anal sex. I have pleasured my self this way and want my husband very badly. The problem is he gets overly excited before he is able to enter. Is there something we can do to enable him to get in and last long enough for both of us to enjoy it?"

    <laugh>

    <ianbeale>
     
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  13. Erik

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    <laugh> "Gets over-excited" - she makes him sound like a ****ing Labrador
     
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  14. Erik

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    "Wow! My hubby of 10+ years found this site and showed it to me"

    <laugh>

    Surely suspicions would be raised when your Christian husband tells you he's found a sex-advice site called Christian Nymphos?!
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Especially if he also shows you some of his Jewish Jizzlickers forums as well <ok>
     
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  16. Erik

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    <laugh> Aye that does sound like it could be a bit suspect
     
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  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    "I let my husband try Friday night. He was very considerate and patient and took things slow but still it was a little uncomfortable (not really painful, just uncomfortable). I had a very strong orgasm, and I found blood when I wiped afterward. I also leaked a mixture of his semen and blood during the night. We didn&#8217;t use any numbing agent and it didn&#8217;t feel like he was huritng me at the time. But I still bled a liittle even the next morning. Plus I have been sore ever since, and not just at the opening. It feels funny just to get up and walk around. I feel like the muscles and bones are out of whack&#8211;like my whole area down there has been rearranged."

    <prolapsedarse>
     
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  18. Erik

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    So basically she's been pissing Russian Dressing because her husband has a cock that Mandingo looks at with envy? Luck cow...
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    I would settle for some sex, forget the marriage bit, once bitten and all that....................
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    If God approved of men's bottom buffoonery he would have sent down Cedric to befriend Adam.
     
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