Same old ! Same old !
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Thanks again SH, you're a top bloke. Keep up the witty and relevant threads and posts. They're much appreciated by all
The next time you post something relevant it will be the first time for you as far as been relevant you jiffy are a virgin.
Poor old Moses one of the old-timers who followed the cheating conning Rangers. Poor Moses, never really got over the
death, he is ranting away about people he never met and people who would never lower themselves to communicate
with the low life who supported the Rangers until their death.
Poor old Moses one of the old-timers who followed the cheating conning Rangers. Poor Moses, never really got over the
death, he is ranting away about people he never met and people who would never lower themselves to communicate
with the low life who supported the Rangers until their death.
Mibbe you and Jiffy could meet up and you could teach him in the sexual arts?
I would like this very much. Being a virgin, i've always been curious, but just too scared to ask
Hopefully this is the beginning of something beautiful
Cheers Venom
I would like this very much. Being a virgin, i've always been curious, but just too scared to ask
Hopefully this is the beginning of something beautiful
Cheers Venom
No bother Jiffy,
SH loves anal play. Hope this helps.
Venom I don't want to interfere, you and jiffy really are matched, and don't need any outsider, of course you
need to be gentle with jiffy as he isn't as experienced as yourself.
need to be gentle with jiffy as he isn't as experienced as yourself.
This is really quite disturbing. So they speak to me now? Why did they wait till they died to do it? How do these people who would never lower themselves to talk to me communicate beyond the grave? I will be having bad dreams now Spooky Hooper
A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How the trollers used to make me smile
And I knew if I had to boast
That I could try to get Boobies
And maybe I'd be happy for a while
But moderators made me shiver
With every minus they'd deliver
DoS scripts couldn't stop it
They scored them all "Offtopic"
I know that it's cheap crack they smoke
And meta-moderation's broke
At first I thought it was a joke
The day that trolltalk died
-- Chorus --
Bye, bye, MEEPTy, OOG, and Grits guy
Drove the Cruiser like some loser who starts posts with a *sigh*
Those Steve Woston posts that we all knew were a lie
Wonder what became of girls petrified?
What became of girls petrified?
--
Did you write a bunch of Perl?
And did it make you want to hurl
Feces at the Wall?
Can you believe these lame-ass polls?
Do you post big stretched-out assholes?
Can you make the goatse.cx link not show?
Well I know you think that Siggy sucked
Will the real Bruce Perens please stand up?
The bots don't have a clue.
Man, I dig those trolls from Shoe!
I was a rabid Free Speech advocate
With a Red Hat T-shirt and a Free Beer gut
Bought my Sony laptop working Pizza Hut
The day that trolltalk died
-- Chorus --
It's been two years since the IPO
And LNUX sinks to all-time lows
But that's not how it used to be
When Spiral showed how it was done
Trolling as Jon Erikson
Who worked for NPO Technologies
Oh and while they tried to filter posts
Somebody rooted Slashdot's host
"Crack Slashdot? That's absurd!"
Better go change your password
While JonKatz wrote a Hellmouth book
By using posts he simply took
And we flamed him till he was cooked
The day that trolltalk died
And we were singin....
-- Chorus --
10 grams. Inchfan. Didn't log out. Goddamn
The mods will find the sid real soon, man
You can't hide if you aren't AC
Your bud (George here) tried BSD
A dead Streetlawyer's tips were free
And WIPO helped letsriot turn Nazi
70 made his percents up
While 80md warned "liberals suck"
The moon does not exist
It's just a liberal myth
Oh and as Taco tried to take a nap
We forced him to invoke biatchslaps
Do you recall the flood of crap
The day that trolltalk died?
We started singin....
-- Chorus --
Oh and then we were wearing out "All your base"
And started posting monospace
The better for our penis birds
So come on, be a zealot, be a dick
You don't think Anne Marie's a chick?
Because lying's all we do about HURD
So go and push for BSD
And say GPL isn't free
Slow down, cowboy! The limit
Is one post every minute
Now tell the right wing facist slime
Infringing on Your Rights Online
That they can't censor all the time
The day that trolltalk died
-- Chorus --
I met a troll they called The Rev
And asked him if CD BREAK HEAD
He said, "That's old. Get over it."
And with all the courage I could muster
"Imagine what a Beowulf cluster...."
But it wasn't worth the trouble to submit
The karma caps are just plain jive
And everyone's moved to K5
The steelcage has grown rusted
And Geekizoid is busted
The three sites I don't see for weeks
Segfault, kernel, Comp-u-geek
Code is not art. This ain't Freshmeat
The day that trolltalk died
I can still remember
How the trollers used to make me smile
And I knew if I had to boast
That I could try to get Boobies
And maybe I'd be happy for a while
But moderators made me shiver
With every minus they'd deliver
DoS scripts couldn't stop it
They scored them all "Offtopic"
I know that it's cheap crack they smoke
And meta-moderation's broke
At first I thought it was a joke
The day that trolltalk died
-- Chorus --
Bye, bye, MEEPTy, OOG, and Grits guy
Drove the Cruiser like some loser who starts posts with a *sigh*
Those Steve Woston posts that we all knew were a lie
Wonder what became of girls petrified?
What became of girls petrified?
--
Did you write a bunch of Perl?
And did it make you want to hurl
Feces at the Wall?
Can you believe these lame-ass polls?
Do you post big stretched-out assholes?
Can you make the goatse.cx link not show?
Well I know you think that Siggy sucked
Will the real Bruce Perens please stand up?
The bots don't have a clue.
Man, I dig those trolls from Shoe!
I was a rabid Free Speech advocate
With a Red Hat T-shirt and a Free Beer gut
Bought my Sony laptop working Pizza Hut
The day that trolltalk died
-- Chorus --
It's been two years since the IPO
And LNUX sinks to all-time lows
But that's not how it used to be
When Spiral showed how it was done
Trolling as Jon Erikson
Who worked for NPO Technologies
Oh and while they tried to filter posts
Somebody rooted Slashdot's host
"Crack Slashdot? That's absurd!"
Better go change your password
While JonKatz wrote a Hellmouth book
By using posts he simply took
And we flamed him till he was cooked
The day that trolltalk died
And we were singin....
-- Chorus --
10 grams. Inchfan. Didn't log out. Goddamn
The mods will find the sid real soon, man
You can't hide if you aren't AC
Your bud (George here) tried BSD
A dead Streetlawyer's tips were free
And WIPO helped letsriot turn Nazi
70 made his percents up
While 80md warned "liberals suck"
The moon does not exist
It's just a liberal myth
Oh and as Taco tried to take a nap
We forced him to invoke biatchslaps
Do you recall the flood of crap
The day that trolltalk died?
We started singin....
-- Chorus --
Oh and then we were wearing out "All your base"
And started posting monospace
The better for our penis birds
So come on, be a zealot, be a dick
You don't think Anne Marie's a chick?
Because lying's all we do about HURD
So go and push for BSD
And say GPL isn't free
Slow down, cowboy! The limit
Is one post every minute
Now tell the right wing facist slime
Infringing on Your Rights Online
That they can't censor all the time
The day that trolltalk died
-- Chorus --
I met a troll they called The Rev
And asked him if CD BREAK HEAD
He said, "That's old. Get over it."
And with all the courage I could muster
"Imagine what a Beowulf cluster...."
But it wasn't worth the trouble to submit
The karma caps are just plain jive
And everyone's moved to K5
The steelcage has grown rusted
And Geekizoid is busted
The three sites I don't see for weeks
Segfault, kernel, Comp-u-geek
Code is not art. This ain't Freshmeat
The day that trolltalk died
Nor ability, I presume thatsNotAnExcuse.
Venom and Jiffy Burns must have moved in together as they always post one after the other. They kept it very quiet
are they ashamed of themselves ?
Venom and Jiffy Burns must have moved in together as they always post one after the other. They kept it very quiet
are they ashamed of themselves ?
Jiffy: we know of your ideal way of spending an evening is touching dicks and fingering arses, but why do you
broadcast it, yet you are ashamed to say you live thatsnotanExcuse.
Nobody cares what you do.
broadcast it, yet you are ashamed to say you live thatsnotanExcuse.
Nobody cares what you do.
I am never as bored as when you and your anal mate, interrupt and trying to change the subject seems to me the way
you get your kicks. It doesn't seem to be within your capabilities to reply on subject to any post, but you seem to
think snide remarks get you bonus points.
you get your kicks. It doesn't seem to be within your capabilities to reply on subject to any post, but you seem to
think snide remarks get you bonus points.