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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Super hooper, Oct 5, 2012.

  1. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Please at least show some respect to your parents Hoopy.
     
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Thanks again SH, you're a top bloke. Keep up the witty and relevant threads and posts. They're much appreciated by all <ok>
     
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  3. Super hooper

    Super hooper New Member

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    The next time you post something relevant it will be the first time for you as far as been relevant you jiffy are a virgin.

    Poor old Moses one of the old-timers who followed the cheating conning Rangers. Poor Moses, never really got over the
    death, he is ranting away about people he never met and people who would never lower themselves to communicate
    with the low life who supported the Rangers until their death.
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Mibbe you and Jiffy could meet up and you could teach him in the sexual arts?
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I would like this very much. Being a virgin, i've always been curious, but just too scared to ask :emoticon-0106-cryin

    Hopefully this is the beginning of something beautiful :emoticon-0119-puke:

    Cheers Venom <ok>
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No bother Jiffy,

    SH loves anal play. Hope this helps. <ok>
     
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  7. Super hooper

    Super hooper New Member

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    Venom I don't want to interfere, you and jiffy really are matched, and don't need any outsider, of course you
    need to be gentle with jiffy as he isn't as experienced as yourself.
     
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  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    You can be as rough as you like Super.

    GIVE IT YOUR ALL AND DESTROY ME <grr>
     
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  9. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    This is really quite disturbing. So they speak to me now? Why did they wait till they died to do it? How do these people who would never lower themselves to talk to me communicate beyond the grave? I will be having bad dreams now Spooky Hooper <ghost>
     
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  10. ThatsNoExcuse

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    A long, long time ago
    I can still remember
    How the trollers used to make me smile
    And I knew if I had to boast
    That I could try to get Boobies
    And maybe I'd be happy for a while

    But moderators made me shiver
    With every minus they'd deliver

    DoS scripts couldn't stop it
    They scored them all "Offtopic"

    I know that it's cheap crack they smoke
    And meta-moderation's broke
    At first I thought it was a joke
    The day that trolltalk died

    -- Chorus --
    Bye, bye, MEEPTy, OOG, and Grits guy
    Drove the Cruiser like some loser who starts posts with a *sigh*
    Those Steve Woston posts that we all knew were a lie
    Wonder what became of girls petrified?
    What became of girls petrified?
    --

    Did you write a bunch of Perl?
    And did it make you want to hurl
    Feces at the Wall?

    Can you believe these lame-ass polls?
    Do you post big stretched-out assholes?
    Can you make the goatse.cx link not show?

    Well I know you think that Siggy sucked
    Will the real Bruce Perens please stand up?

    The bots don't have a clue.
    Man, I dig those trolls from Shoe!

    I was a rabid Free Speech advocate
    With a Red Hat T-shirt and a Free Beer gut
    Bought my Sony laptop working Pizza Hut
    The day that trolltalk died

    -- Chorus --

    It's been two years since the IPO
    And LNUX sinks to all-time lows
    But that's not how it used to be

    When Spiral showed how it was done
    Trolling as Jon Erikson
    Who worked for NPO Technologies

    Oh and while they tried to filter posts
    Somebody rooted Slashdot's host

    "Crack Slashdot? That's absurd!"
    Better go change your password

    While JonKatz wrote a Hellmouth book
    By using posts he simply took
    And we flamed him till he was cooked
    The day that trolltalk died

    And we were singin....

    -- Chorus --

    10 grams. Inchfan. Didn't log out. Goddamn
    The mods will find the sid real soon, man
    You can't hide if you aren't AC

    Your bud (George here) tried BSD
    A dead Streetlawyer's tips were free
    And WIPO helped letsriot turn Nazi

    70 made his percents up
    While 80md warned "liberals suck"

    The moon does not exist
    It's just a liberal myth

    Oh and as Taco tried to take a nap
    We forced him to invoke biatchslaps
    Do you recall the flood of crap
    The day that trolltalk died?

    We started singin....

    -- Chorus --

    Oh and then we were wearing out "All your base"
    And started posting monospace
    The better for our penis birds

    So come on, be a zealot, be a dick
    You don't think Anne Marie's a chick?
    Because lying's all we do about HURD

    So go and push for BSD
    And say GPL isn't free

    Slow down, cowboy! The limit
    Is one post every minute

    Now tell the right wing facist slime
    Infringing on Your Rights Online
    That they can't censor all the time
    The day that trolltalk died

    -- Chorus --

    I met a troll they called The Rev
    And asked him if CD BREAK HEAD
    He said, "That's old. Get over it."

    And with all the courage I could muster
    "Imagine what a Beowulf cluster...."
    But it wasn't worth the trouble to submit

    The karma caps are just plain jive
    And everyone's moved to K5

    The steelcage has grown rusted
    And Geekizoid is busted

    The three sites I don't see for weeks
    Segfault, kernel, Comp-u-geek
    Code is not art. This ain't Freshmeat
    The day that trolltalk died
     
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  11. ThatsNoExcuse

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    (that, of course, was not me. Copy and paste job. Like I could be arsed writing that)
     
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  12. EspaniaCelt

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    Was wondering how long you spent on those verses ... until this explanation!! <laugh>
     
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  13. ThatsNoExcuse

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    I don't have that kind of patience nor determination!!
     
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  14. Super hooper

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    Nor ability, I presume thatsNotAnExcuse.



    Venom and Jiffy Burns must have moved in together as they always post one after the other. They kept it very quiet
    are they ashamed of themselves ?
     
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  15. Patience

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    Ashamed of what!? TOUCHING DICKS ISN'T GAY <grr>
     
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  16. Super hooper

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    Jiffy: we know of your ideal way of spending an evening is touching dicks and fingering arses, but why do you
    broadcast it, yet you are ashamed to say you live thatsnotanExcuse.
    Nobody cares what you do.
     
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  17. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Christ, to be honest, even trying to jokingly go along with your pish patter is a ****ing bore <ok>
     
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  18. Super hooper

    Super hooper New Member

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    I am never as bored as when you and your anal mate, interrupt and trying to change the subject seems to me the way
    you get your kicks. It doesn't seem to be within your capabilities to reply on subject to any post, but you seem to
    think snide remarks get you bonus points.
     
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