For the first time in a thousand years I am going to a match. Hoping to act as a talisman. 3-1 to the Saints, tall Paul with a brace.
As our defenders couldn’t stop one in form attacker on Wednesday, they aren’t likely to stop Kane and Son. They both score for fun against Saints, so going for 4-0, two each. We are down and it just changes regularly, who goes with us.
I remember those promotion days well when 3-1 was our most common score. Now I’d be happy if we could just score! How times change…
And yet our defenders stopped a far more in form Rashford, Fernandes, Antony, Sancho, along with Havertz, Sterling, Fofana. You may well be right, but you may well be wrong too.
I think I am just as concerned that Richarlison still hasn’t got a league goal for Spurs. We’re suckers for letting players register their first goal, just as we are suckers for letting someone score a first in god knows how many years. Still, as they don’t tend to sit back, we won’t have to worry about breaking through two banks of four.
Walcott to score the winner, and then pull his shorts down and fart in the general direction of the Spurs fans.