Saints Drinking Game

frankimus

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Intended for playing while watching game on TV. A finger is defined by the level of the drink line in a standard pint glass after a width of a finger's worth has been drunk.

The Saints Drinking Game

1. Saints score – 4 fingers
2. Saints concede – 4 fingers
3. Saints player carded – 3 fingers
4. Saints are compared with Swansea/Norwich – 3 fingers
5. Lambert is compared with Holt – 3 fingers
6. Lambert’s ability to perform in the Premier League discussed –4 fingers
7. It is mentioned that Cork played in every game last year –4 fingers
8. “Championship top scorers” – 4 fingers
9. Tadanari Lee does his bow and arrow celebration – last person to shout “way of the Samurai” downs their drink, everyone else 5 fingers
10. Hooiveld scores and it’s a Tuesday – last person to chant “he only scores on a Tuesday” downs their drink, everyone else 5 fingers
11. Markus Liebherr is mentioned – “To Markus” and all down drinks
12. A Saints player’s name is pronounced wrong eg. July instead of Guly – 1 finger per offence
13. Guly loses control of the ball – 3 fingers
14. Substitute comes on and scores – “don Nigel” and down your drinks
15. Adkins says “We want to pass the football” in the pre-match interview – 2 fingers
16. Adkins says “It’s about winning games of football” in the pre-match interview – 2 fingers
17. Adkins says “We work very hard behind the scenes” in the pre-match interview – 2 fingers
18. Adkins uses the word “endeavour” in the pre-match interview – 2 fingers
19. A Saints chant drowns out the home fans at an away game and can be heard on TV – continuous drinking while the chant can be heard
20. Davis makes a save – rate the save out of 5 and immediately shout the number out, = number of fingers. Anyone bitching out with low scores get the penalty of downing their drink instead, as decided by a vote amongst the other drinkers.
OPTIONAL: 21. A finger per shot on target, corner, throw in, foul, substitution and offside


EDIT: As some of you non-students ;) have been complaining, ive minused 1 from each tariff
 
I once played a drinking game where we picked a player, and drank every time his name was mentioned in commentary. Night did not end well. Still, we probably should have chosen a game that was on TV and not just the radio...
 
Well I'm definitely trying this as soon as I find someone around here who's actually interested in watching Saints on TV with me. No Saints fans in Hertfordshire. :(
 
Great idea, I can see a lot of thought has gone into it. I think you'd get very pissed indeed playing this game. I especially like rule 12.

12. A Saints player’s name is pronounced wrong eg. July instead of Guly – 2 fingers per offence

Or JOSH Hooiveld instead of Jos.
 
In theory, this is a nice idea but I think the tariff needs to be adjusted.

As it stands, I would miss the second half of most matches since I would be asleep, upside-down behind the TV.<laugh>
 
Intended for playing while watching game on TV. A finger is defined by the level of the drink line in a standard pint glass after a width of a finger's worth has been drunk.

The Saints Drinking Game

1. Saints score – 5 fingers
2. Saints concede – 5 fingers
3. Saints player carded – 4 fingers
4. Saints are compared with Swansea/Norwich – 4 fingers
5. Lambert is compared with Holt – 4 fingers
6. Lambert’s ability to perform in the Premier League discussed –5 fingers
7. It is mentioned that Cork played in every game last year –5 fingers
8. “Championship top scorers” – 5 fingers
9. Tadanari Lee does his bow and arrow celebration – last person to shout “way of the Samurai” downs their drink, everyone else 6 fingers
10. Hooiveld scores and it’s a Tuesday – last person to chant “he only scores on a Tuesday” downs their drink, everyone else 6 fingers
11. Markus Liebherr is mentioned – “To Markus” and all down drinks
12. A Saints player’s name is pronounced wrong eg. July instead of Guly – 2 fingers per offence
13. Guly loses control of the ball – 4 fingers
14. Substitute comes on and scores – “don Nigel” and down your drinks
15. Adkins says “We want to pass the football” in the pre-match interview – 3 fingers
16. Adkins says “It’s about winning games of football” in the pre-match interview – 3 fingers
17. Adkins says “We work very hard behind the scenes” in the pre-match interview – 3 fingers
18. Adkins uses the word “endeavour” in the pre-match interview – 3 fingers
19. A Saints chant drowns out the home fans at an away game and can be heard on TV – continuous drinking while the chant can be heard
20. Davis makes a save – rate the save out of 5 and immediately shout the number out, = number of fingers. Anyone bitching out with low scores get the penalty of downing their drink instead, as decided by a vote amongst the other drinkers.
OPTIONAL: 21. A finger per shot on target, corner, throw in, foul, substitution and offside

you younger ones could play the same game with your girlfriends rather than drinking.... the saints girlfriend game :smiley: