Not a cave, the last I heard he was being held captive by Koeman at an abandoned warehouse somewhere on the outskirts of the M25.
He was given regular exercise throughout the day and allowed to watch match of the day on a Saturday to see what could have been. Erwin undertook most of the training whilst Ronald taught education. The schooling was mainly on family values and loyalty. There is not enough loyalty in football and whilst Koeman didn't expect heskith to stay at Southampton all his life, he was expected to honour his contract. At night he would go to sleep listening to tapes with that message on.
Many of his mates from the academy would stay on long sleepovers that could last a whole season.
In koemans rush to move to Merseyside, he left maps of the secret location in his staplewood office. On claudes arrival the group was rescued and returned to familiar surroundings of the Southampton training ground. He is now gradually being integrated with first team players.
He now goes to sleep listening to songs by Vanessa paradis and how to take opportunities to find the path to first team football. We March on together.
That's what I heard anyway................................................and yes I'm bored.
I could go to bed watching movies with Vanessa Paradis
