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Saint Virgil. [Done deal]

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Saint Babarussi, Aug 6, 2014.

  1. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    Not as bad as that groan injury though?:cry:
     
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  2. Whiteley Saint

    Whiteley Saint Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure which is worse a groan injury or an infected penis? Luckily I will never know :D
     
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  3. Pelletron

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    Must be nice for a bit in training not to get well and truly owned by a 52-year old man every time you get the ball, though.
     
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  4. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    You will notice that I put a smiley after thinking about an infected penis. Only a woman could. <laugh>
     
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  5. Missing Lambo

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    I so hope we sign this bloke soon. Came on here for news and discovered a much admired poster laughing about infected penises. The whole place has gone to the dogs.
     
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  6. fatletiss

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    Ha ha... Me too!!
     
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  7. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Look I have had my doctor's finger up my arse, he has squeezed my bollocks on a couple of occasions as well and then got one of his mates at the General to slice off a sizeable piece of my foreskin on a couple of different occasions and then another to cut a piece out of my glans penis. So from my experience an infected penis is nothing but a minor irritation. Unless of course you have been naughty with one of those loose women. Just remember when you get old doctors do horrible things to you. They have to because your body has begun to fall apart.
     
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  8. RSS

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    So we have to wait until the 25th August until we get some movement with this one then. Not too much longer I suppose!
     
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  9. Whiteley Saint

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  10. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    We're all Malmö fans tomorrow...
     
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  11. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I don't quite follow the theory that we get him whether they qualify or not....perhaps Virgil should just put through his own net to be sure.
     
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  12. fatletiss

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    It's football Fran, so it's all about the money. He wants to leave and they will cash in, however keeping him until this CL qualifier has been played gives them the best chance to qualify and therefore secure the group stage cash. They know they're not likely to progress far after that, so cash in on the player too. If they don't qualify, they just get the cash from selling the player.

    Football = cash in
     
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  13. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    http://www.skysports.com/football/n...eep-tabs-on-napoli-defender-kalidou-koulibaly
    An article from Sky which says nothing new, but suggests that Celtic think qualification for the group stage may encourage VVD to stay at the club. I don't believe the idea that we will get him regardless of qualification or not...may seem realistic, but would indicate a total lack of ambition for Celtic. None of us think they will win the Cup, but those involved should at least have a modicum of hope.
     
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  14. benditlikeabanana

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    The idea of playing against the top teams in Europe 6 times is an obvious pull, but he must counter that by playing in one of the worst top tier leagues every week
     
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  16. fatletiss

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    You may only get to play 2 games against 1 top team though.
     
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  17. benditlikeabanana

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    True, but most teams will look world class if you compare them to most Scottish teams<laugh>
     
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    Celtic leaking 2 away goals, is VVD responsible?
     
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  19. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    He is obviously very desperate to join us. :)
     
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  20. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Then you finished your pint and had a game of darts? Just because he said he was a doctor, doesn't mean he was Godders
     
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