A new superhero. Orielman, with a steely glint in his eye, he turns pathetic, overpaid. entitled footballers into supreme athletes. Well in my head he does.
I hope nobody gets Orielman confused with Oreoman, who turns elite athletes into Weebles by giving out biscuits.
Would be pleased with this even if he's lost a yard as he reads the game well and he'll put some grunt into the team.