Saint Andros!

[Missing Lambo]

Sorry. Bit out of the loop, but are there simply mind games going on between Spurs and Saints. BBC rumours have us rejecting new bid for Morgan and re-bidding for Townsend. Anyone any idea?

 

[CBK]

Yes, I do.

 

[Missing Lambo]

Good. What?

 

[CBK]

Well, the idea involves grafting wings onto badgers so you get... flying badgers! How cosmic would that be!?

 

[Schrodinger's Cat]

Well, the idea involves grafting wings onto badgers so you get... flying badgers! How cosmic would that be!?

Will they be any good playing centre back though, not renowned for speed are badgers. Be good at crosses though, with the wings and all.

 

[Piebacca]

Good. What?

Your mum.

 

[CBK]

Will they be any good playing centre back though, not renowned for speed are badgers. Be good at crosses though, with the wings and all.

Don't be stupid.

 

[Schrodinger's Cat]

Don't be stupid.

Sorry CBK, but that's like asking peter crouch not to be tall

 

[dennisthewetcat]

To be honest, badgers have had a hard enough time with the cull, without being experimented on in the name of football.

 

[Schrodinger's Cat]

To be honest, badgers have had a hard enough time with the cull, without being experimented on in the name of football.

The wouldn't get killed on the roads so often.

Does anyone actually want Townsend at Saints, or would a flying badger be more preferable, as a winger.

 

[dennisthewetcat]

Probably better in goal.

 

[It’s Only A Game]

Well, the idea involves grafting wings onto badgers so you get... flying badgers! How cosmic would that be!?

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It's already been thought of. Here's the Newcastle United team in action.

 

[Piebacca]

Impressive pauldrons.

 

[SaintJabie]

We don't need Andros here, but it's mind games to stop Spurs kidnapping Morgan.

 

[MountwaySaint]

If he does come here can we nickname him "The Badger" (and maybe graft on some wings fro good measure)?

 

[ImpSaint]

buy him, say we will never sell him, then accept Liverpool's next day bid Otherwise don't buy him. Nothing more than a sprinter, head down.

 

[Missing Lambo]

buy him, say we will never sell him, then accept Liverpool's next day bid Otherwise don't buy him. Nothing more than a sprinter, head down.

Makes less sense than the badger theory. So are we saying that the BBC live in a parallel universe, or that we do or both?

 

[PO10Saint]

I'm going to regret this but the boys a one trick pony show him outside and he has no end product.

 

[Saints Fan4Life]

If he can play as he did for England last October, I'd more than welcome him ... howver, I doubt he's up to that

 

[Beef]

Doubt we are even really in for him.