Saido Mane Red Card

Most of you bastards would bang her...

It was nearly a 2 hour journey, a little company didn't go a miss

 

I asked her that on the train.... her answer was 'fashion' - I laughed out loud, then had to act like I was laughing about something else!

 

I would have had her/him in the bogs, tbf

 

Sounds like a very decent day lads, a bit mild to what I was expecting. No arrests or hospital visits. Meh

 

If sky hadn't of had to leave then it may well have went that way.

 

Yeah it was heading that way tbf. I was on best behaviour too.

Offering £20 for a BJ from a local skank at 09:30am wasn't my finest move though

 

I'm ok with hospital visits. Just can't afford to get nicked these days due to my job... tread some ****ing thin ice at times though.

 

I think we both know the art of just staying the right side of the line

 

Will yous teach me

 

Unless things have changed since my younger day, the right side of the line is where plod decides it is.

You get away with things with one that another would nick you for.

And they've got no sense of humour. As I found out spending the night at Chelsea police station.

 

Agree actually. At the match one copper threatened to kick someone out for using the word ****

Whereas at the station a couple of hours later a couple of bill had no qualms with me shouting you skate bastard at a lad in a Pompey shirt.

 

Laws are there for people with no ****ing common sense. I don't need a law to tell me what's right and what's wrong....

But yeah I agree, they need to lighten up.

 

Give her my number...keep me busy on night shifts at work with the sexting bantz

 

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