Gallows humour mate, when all is **** on the pitch you entertain yourselves I liked it at the end when we had a shot that went miles over and they sung back to us 'you had a shot!'
Is that another tranny you've pulled? Look at the size of her hands and its got a black belt in sucking cock, which happens to be hiding her adams apple.
Nothing happened, just train banter. She's text a few times though but I'm blanking it bruv, **** that. Free vodka though so it was ok.
Yeah I missed that bit FFFFFS Skiddy spread some vicious rumours about me and they seen to have stuck