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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Dec 16, 2017.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Rant?

    <laugh>

    Like I said you're a small minded bellend....if I keep at it you'll explode by mid afternoon and start making lies up....it's how you roll <laugh>
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    Best rant in ages bro, will be a future classic....I'm exhausted with all the laughter now, good to see i've not lost my touch at pressing people's wrong buttons.
     
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  3. brb

    brb CR250

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    I think you will find i've upped your like ratio today Spurcock <laugh>

    Can you stop the rants for now though bro, the stitches of laughter i'm in are starting to hurt.
     
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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Is it time to stick HIAG in the cooler yet?
     
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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    Fcuk off, I'm having too much fun.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... or unstrap him from the stretcher? <whistle>
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Brb is haig.......
     
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  9. brb

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    If only i had the time.
     
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  10. <laugh>
    See you in the Cooler, Bruv.

    Bagsy top bunk.
     
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  11. No way does brb have the intellect to pull me off!

    Er...

    That didn’t come out the way I meant it to sound.
     
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  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    <rofl>


    <party>
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Been asked by a female friend to godfather her lad, said yes but don't do churches.

    Do strip clubs do baptisms?
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just do the right thing and say no. :biggrin:
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... sort of .... although they tend to be referred to as "showers" ... pure golden <ok>
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Haha I ain't got any, and his dad's a waste of space plus she's been like a sister to me for 20yrs, for the sake of the boy I should say no my role model credentials are questionable to be kind about it, but he's cute as and long term I could do with a link in a few years for fresh punani, he's like a golden ticket lol
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Doesn't work...this ain't Hollywood fam.
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    You mad? It's as good if not better than a puppy, I can spin the single dad mum died story and clean up
     
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  19. Is the vicar any good at lap dancing?
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I can't...they know I prolly got 3 other wives minimum somewhere or another
     
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