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Saf has left the house

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Dec 16, 2017.

  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    Word has it that MI5 FBI CIA and HiaG were onto him, I think the leccy bill was the give away, connections with North Korea, ISIS and the Red Bus is word on the street.
     
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  2. NSIS

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    Quick! Somebody call The Fail with the story, they’ll love it.

    And Fatty can spam the Politics thread with it tomorrow morning!...
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    That's standard procedure these days for drug, robbery, fraud charges and some violence charges (mainly domestic cases for that I believe) for them to SIM scan the phone of anyone accused.

    My understanding is that the scanner they plug your phone into is very up to date in terms off unlocking passcodes passwords and hidden vault type apps, big bro is.. . Has been watching for as long as you can remember #1984
     
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  4. brb

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    Defo 1984 or HiaG is a grass <whistle>

    I reckon he's been growing cannabis and using the proceeds for terror related funding. #HorsePunchingLinks
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Haig gives the snakes piggybacks he's stooped that low<laugh>

    Saf = not 606s Kim Kardashian
    Haigs = not 606s Corey haim :bandit:
     
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  6. brb

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    Saf leaves the house and Sunderland are winning, couldn't make it up <laugh>
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Just WhatsApp'd him and a copper ****ing replied asking for me to identify myself.

    I said No. None of your business who I am...


    ****.
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ****ing twat... it wasn't the old bill it was him <laugh>

    At least he knows I'm not a grass.

    @Bodinki
    @PISKIE

    Btw he's fine. Brb is chatting ****. He's not coming back though as someone did something here that is unforgivable. I'm not saying what as its not my business.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That's one nigga we all gonna miss.
     
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  10. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Good man!!! Hopefully he'll have a change of heart in a few weeks.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah come back Saf, you a good man, man. <ok>
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Check @Sweats. Basement he has history.
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    "show us on the doll where they touched you" ?
    I reckon that was spurlock the horny fukkah<laugh>
     
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  14. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    What have I missed now?
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Saffy’s gone to pot and the old bill wants the bill but the horse threw a good chin.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Think I've figured out why he's pissed, but can't see why he'd delete his account. Hopefully he'll have a good Xmas with his family and be back in good spirits in the new year or sooner, with some good stories for us.
     
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  17. brb

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    <laugh>

    You should have played along yer miserable fukcer.
     
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  18. brb

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    But Skylarker is right, someone did something unforgivable, but hey it's private.

    So we'll just pretend Skylarker doesn't exist and make up reasons why Saf got busted, until the daft ****er has to come back to clear his name <whistle>
     
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  19. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Or you could just spill the beans? :)
     
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  20. brb

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    Did you not see the posts about his high electric bill?

    It was a dawn raid mate, or i'm told that was her name.
     
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