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  1. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Barrie stalks men online
    How sad n creepy
    Must be a sad life
    He's lonely and weepy
     
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  2. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    With his chubby wee face
    And his 60's hair do
    He puts on his bunnet
    And looks like Scotty McClue
     
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  3. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Lol,This much is true
    The fact you looked for it
    Reflects badly
    On you
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    From the side of the pool
    He leapt and looked silly,
    All the kids thought that Pud
    Was reenacting Free Willie
     
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  5. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Time to go
    Work to do
    Im glad I have a real life
    Unlike you
     
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  6. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    I didn't go looking
    It was given to Baz
    Now delete your account
    You fat mhutant spaz
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <party>
     
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  8. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    My life is real,
    Everyone's is
    It really pleases me
    That I'm making you fizz.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Dev pervin on the train
    "Am only trying to find love"
    Gets smacked on the kisser
    And told "smell the glove"
     
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  10. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Lie all you like
    Acting the runt
    You really are a spastic
    You sad little ****
     
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  11. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Tragic in that belief
    He hides behind a fake persona
    Thank god he has WhatsApp friends
    A sad little loner
     
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  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Your gargantuan belly
    Hanging over your denims
    You'll be getting chased
    Just like poor Venom.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Poem wars <laugh>
     
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  14. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Tried too hard
    That was a fail
    A dear how tragic
    He is likely to wail
     
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  15. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    What can I say,
    Your jealously knows no bounds,
    I'm beginning to suspect,
    You have third degree Downs
     
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  16. pineappleupsidedown

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    Tragic spastic
    To make his life worth toasting
    Getting strange men
    To stop viewing and posting
     
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  17. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Your poems are ****
    That much is clear,
    I'm beginning to suspect
    You're also a queer.
     
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  18. pineappleupsidedown

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    Do what you like
    You pretend you are fitter
    You're a creepy spastic
    Sad , lonely and bitter
     
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  19. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Your rhymes are fast becoming,
    Harder to understand,
    Have you thought about getting,
    An industrial gastric band?
     
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  20. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    It seems that your banter
    Is stuck on repeat,
    Perhaps it's time to admit
    That the Bazman has you beat.
     
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