****s at work

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StereoTypist said:
Been there. Managed to start a mass brawl at one such event in deepest, darkest Ayrshire and walked away with just a small cut above my eye and a broken finger. It was in the local paper.

I was so proud.
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<laugh>

I'm fairly certain I got hit with a flick-tractor, or whatever kinda weapon the bastards had on them.
 
Gambol said:
Bloody farmer types.

I was at a barn dance type do up near Falkirk one time. In winter. In a barn. In Scotland. ****in freezin. Plenty of booze though.

Anyhoo, one of the farmer's daughters took a shine to me to which I politely declined. As the evening progressed she continued to annoy me and I was getting drunker so I eventually told her in fairly blatant terms why I wasn't gonny shag her.

I managed to get away with only a mild concussion. Which was lucky.
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you shouldnt have declined. country girls are wild. my friend lives in the middle of nowhere on a farm and she's shagged half the farm boys. she says its out of boredom.
 
Well when they start chatting ****,drop ya pants flop it out, then at the TOP OF VOICE, SHOUT ANYONE OF YOU ****ING BORING BITCHES WANNA SUCK ON THIS BASTARD, if they carry on talking, time to leave your job.
 
Thing that annoys me more than women chatting ****, people who eat at their desk so f**kin loudly and have no idea they're doing it especially when they're eating their breakfast at work!!
 
I used to sit near this gobby Aussie secretary with a raucous laugh, used to sit there muttering "shut up bitch, ****ing die, aargh" to myself pretty much all day long.

At the next place this bird used to moan to anyone who would listen and if no one was listening she'd just moan loudly to no one in particular "I'm fed up, I'm so fat and ugly, I can't get a man". I sat muttering "kill yourself, do it now, go on, throw yourself out the window" to that one.
 
stopmeandslapme said:
I used to sit near this gobby Aussie secretary with a raucous laugh, used to sit there muttering "shut up bitch, ****ing die, aargh" to myself pretty much all day long.

At the next place this bird used to moan to anyone who would listen and if no one was listening she'd just moan loudly to no one in particular "I'm fed up, I'm so fat and ugly, I can't get a man". I sat muttering "kill yourself, do it now, go on, throw yourself out the window" to that one.
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Ever seen Office Space?? <laugh>
 
Glesgabhoy67 said:
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Ever seen Office Space?? <laugh>
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No but he's not that far off the loon who worked in our office, big weird bloke who was prone to explode in a violent temper tantrum if anyone criticised his work i.e. pointed out to him that yet again he'd broken the automated tests for all the code we were writing.
 
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