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S.A.F.C. - the future

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by alan reed, Jul 24, 2020.

  1. Guinness Guzzler

    Guinness Guzzler Well-Known Member

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    I did a prostitute from behind during the Amsterdam tournament and imagined she was Dean Whitehead and said "oh deano, deano, why did you go?" whilst doing her because he'd just signed for Stoke. I was pissed, possibly under the influence of drugs and was missing him. And I'm apparently heterosexual, so aye.
     
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  2. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    when i was a youngan i would of bummed you and pretended you were Holly Willoughby.<laugh>
     
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  3. Nacho

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    Hold on doesn't everyone picture Dean Whitehead's face when they're having sex?
     
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  4. Sinner

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    That's an, er, old fashioned joke, smug me boy. Bit of a theme going on there.
     
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  5. JHmackem

    JHmackem Well-Known Member

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    My lass looks exactly like Dean Whitehead so I don't need to picture him.
     
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  6. goldfinger

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    You’re one lucky lad!
     
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  7. TeamOfTalents

    TeamOfTalents Well-Known Member

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    Donald won't go will be. Just an opinion, no info.. We'll have to wait until we're in administration and he realises he's going to lose the little he has put in.
     
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  8. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Aye, if I want to last longer than 5 minutes.
     
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  9. Nacho

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    In all seriousness I'm 99% sure that next time I have sex Deano's going to pop up in my head.
     
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  10. Blyth_bucaneer

    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    I did a one in Hannover, like yourself had a few sherbets to try and get value for money, she was actually singing oh come all ye faithful. No wonder I couldn't get a fcuking hard on.
     
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  11. samwise_new

    samwise_new Well-Known Member

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    this really is starting to sound like another 'cashley' saga...bloke wants to sell but will only do so on his terms because he has lost a few quid and wants the rest of the business world to see he does not bluff, while everyone and his feckin dog can seeit is costing them hand over foot...talk about lousy card players, these pair of feckwits would twist on 21.

    for once, can one of these business types just not see that you really do need to negotiate so both parties gt to a deal they are happy with rather than always having to 'get one up', at least Mr Short did his best for the club in the end and i hope and pray i do not bump into SD anywhere as it may well be my last action on this earth, and probably his as well.
     
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  12. Blyth_bucaneer

    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    Mate, it's like watching an egg timer, eventually all the sand will drop to one end.
     
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  13. Brainman

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    Aye. She’s no Sharon Stone.
     
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  14. Guinness Guzzler

    Guinness Guzzler Well-Known Member

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    I spent far too long with one during the Amsterdam tournament. She was Romanian iirc, tried to get her to tell me my cock is as big as nyrons (it won't be). Took forever for her to work out what I wanted her to say, went over the 15 minutes so I had to pay an extra 50 euros (might have been her plan all along). Eventually she finally said, in stuttering English "your cock... is big as nyrons". Allowing me to say "no one's cock is as big as nyrons" and walk out. At the time, ****ered off my tits, I thought this would be class. Instead I realised later I'd just paid 100 euros to get my cock out and walk out again, didn't even have sex . Bit of a waste really. I loved the Amsterdam tournament and I want that time of my life back again!
     
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  15. Blyth_bucaneer

    Blyth_bucaneer Well-Known Member

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    Haha..... coffee dribbling moment. If you are ever in Hamburg I highly recommend the Reeperbahn. Outstanding for drinks and other activities.
     
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  16. Guinness Guzzler

    Guinness Guzzler Well-Known Member

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    I was young and single then, don't think my missus would let me anywhere near a place with a well known, thriving erm night life now. Sadly one of my mates told her all about our trip to the Amsterdam tournament! The absolute arse!
     
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  17. one gary owers

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    Why does
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    Come on then leave

    I am used to war and peace from him
     
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  18. Sinner

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    You are a good fan and not only have red and white eyes but cock as well. Proud of you.. I think.
     
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  19. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    He's only just come out as gay and I first posted this on the Mr RAW thread straight after.

    It was a daft comment in response to a daft comment.

    Anyway what's the theme?
     
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  20. Simonside le bon

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    That amsterdam tournament was something else like. Think on one of the afternoons we had a dodge over to almaar. When we got back looked like a warzone. Then after one of the games got back to red light and bumped straight into there hooligans :)
     
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