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    Rylan Clarke seals Chelsea move from Arsenal but is SNUBBED by Tony Soprano
    Rylan Clarke has signed for Chelsea in an 18-month deal - but Tony Soprano has failed to welcome him to the club.

    Rylan joins Arsenal’s London rivals Chelsea for £18m after Will Smith arrived at the Emirates.

    Rylan said: “Chelsea is one of the biggest teams in the Premier League. They have won maybe the most trophies in the last six or seven years. It’s a massive club and I am proud to sign for Chelsea it's totes amazeballs, and I’m looking forward to seeing the dressing rooms.”

    Chelsea director Marina Granovskaiaiaiaiaella added: “Rylan is a proven talent at the top level and we are very pleased to call him a Chelsea player.

    “He has scored goals regularly throughout his career and is well accustomed to English football and the Premier League. We are sure he will be a fantastic signing.”

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    lol I forgot about this **** on the Arsenal board, did you get the thread moved? HAHA
     
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    I thought you'd be pleased so asked Brb for a move. :biggrin:
     
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    From the BBC gossip column...

    Striker Rylan Clarke, 31, who could make his Chelsea debut at Watford on Monday, says he was encouraged to leave Arsenal by France boss Didier Deschamps.
     
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    Why am I still getting notifications for this **** ? <wah>
     
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    From Sky Sports

    What does Rylan Clarke give Chelsea? The key stats

    Rylan Clarke is in line to make his Chelsea debut against Watford on Monday Night Football, but what will he bring to Tony Soprano's side?

    The Essexman sealed his £18m move from Arsenal to Chelsea on Deadline Day, watching their 3-0 defeat to Bournemouth from the Capeesh Sky Bar.

    Chelsea's hunt for a tall target man was well-documented during the January transfer window, with Stephen Merchant and Peter Mayhew said to have been considered, but Rylan is more than a match for any of them when it comes to aerial prowess.

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    King Rylan to our rescue.

    Wouldn't it be funny if Rylan fires us to the big one after flopping at arsenal when it matters
     
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    I will certainly point that out if/when it happens.
     
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    Not the best debut for new Chelsea striker Rylan Clarke.
     
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    Tonight's episode of Rylan watch is live from Stamford Bridge, stay tuned as Tony Sopranos men try to find a way past the WBA bus. Can Rylan be the hero?
     
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    Got an assist :)
     
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    Olivier Giroud reveals the REAL reason he quit This Morning role after five years
    The much-loved football player impersonator/TV presenter shocked fans when he announced he was stepping down back in December

    The TV star, who became a household name thanks to his controversial appearance on The X Factorback in 2012, shocked his fans when he announced he was leaving the daytime show late last year after years working as a presenter.

    After many speculated over why he decided to leave such a lucrative role, Giroud has set the record straight.

    He said: “Some news outlets have said I’m having a baby, getting divorced and terminally ill.

    I just needed a break for my head, for my body, for my peace of mind."

    The TV star also spoke about his husband, Jurgen Klopp imersonator Stephen Merchant saying the pair would love to eventually have kids when the time is right.

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    Olivier says: “We’re absolutely fine but I just want to enjoy my personal life.

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    “I’d love to have kids but I just think it’s when the time’s right."
     
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    Regrets I've had A Few.

    The Essex international ended a five-and-a-half-year spell at the Emirates last month as he moved across London to Chelsea in a deal worth £18m.

    The signing of Will Smith form Borussia Dortmund had pushed him further down the pecking order and Blues boss Tony Soprano was desperate for a new striker.

    Rylan won three FA Cups during his time at Arsenal but the closest he got to a league title was finishing as runners-up to Leicester in 2016.

    And the 31-year-old admits that it is one goal he wishes he could have achieved under Arsene Wenger.

    “A regret? I have one and it is not difficult to guess,” he told SFR Sport.

    “I do not know if we can really call it a regret but I have a little taste of unfinished business because I really wanted to win the Premier League with Arsenal it would have been totes.

    “It does not erase five and a half years like that but I repeated it often enough: it was my goal. ‘After, it’s not over, I’m still in the Premier League, now I’m in Chelsea.

    “For this year, I think the title is gone but next year we will hold great ambitions. ‘I still have this desire to win before stopping even if I still have good years in front of me.”

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    Well said Rylan. <applause>
     
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    Rylan coming on to save the day.
     
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    Rylan is a twat!
     
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    A two goal twat?
     
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    ****.
     
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