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Ryan Bertrand takes a pop at Roy Hodgson

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  1. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    A woolly one, I trust.
     
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  2. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    A fleece
     
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  3. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear! As the shepherd said to the ram, let's get the flock out of here, it's shear madness. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  4. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    In fairness to Ryan, his football has been doing the talking. Sadly the England manager has had his earplugs (sponsored by Liver Birds) in.
     
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  5. The Ides of March

    The Ides of March Well-Known Member

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    Has he got a full England cap yet? If not, perhaps he could play for Ireland, Wales or Scotland. He must surely have some Celtic ancestry flowing through his veins.
     
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  6. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Did someone else ewes it?

    I'll stop before I'm baa'd
     
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  7. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Can't take these puns anymore so I am off to watch Lord of the Rings: Fellowsheep of the Rings.
     
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  8. saintrichie123

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    Or The Empire Strikes Baaaaaaaack
     
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  9. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    Glad Ryans not with the camp, makes it far easier to laugh at the most abject England team for years, hope Pelle gets a brace, but I'll not hold my breath.
     
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  10. SaintinSerbia

    SaintinSerbia Annoying Twat

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    Now Danny Rose is injured! time to make-up Ryan?
     
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  11. saintrichie123

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    Apparently Kenny Samson is being called up first .
     
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  12. saintsfcfan

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    If someone else gets called up now i think i may lose it.
     
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    saintsfcfan Well-Known Member

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    My word. Hodgson, please look behind yourself as the nearest exits might be right next to you.
     
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  15. Jose Fonte baby

    Jose Fonte baby Well-Known Member

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    What's Wayne Bridge doing these days..?
     
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  16. Beef

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    Making babies with a fine looking lady.
     
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  17. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Does JT know?
     
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    Danny Rose withdraws from England squad.........



    but no replacement called up.

    <doh> <doh> <doh> :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
     
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  19. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    You're a little late :)
     
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  20. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    To be fair to Roy, it probably went like this tonight:

    Ring, ring
    DR: "Hi, Roy. Danny here. Going to have to pull out of the squad."
    RH: "Oh that's a shame, I'll see if I can find anyone from league two to replace you."

    ½ an hour later. All league two players have turned RH down as they have league commitments.

    Ring, ring
    RH: "Hi Ryan, is that you? I've been thinking I was a bit hasty and would like to invite you to the squad! How do you feel?"
    RB: "Hi Roy, let me say this is in terms you may understand. baaaaa, baaaaaa. That's sheep talk for F**k off. ROOOOOAAAR"
    click
     
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