In fairness to Ryan, his football has been doing the talking. Sadly the England manager has had his earplugs (sponsored by Liver Birds) in.
Has he got a full England cap yet? If not, perhaps he could play for Ireland, Wales or Scotland. He must surely have some Celtic ancestry flowing through his veins.
Glad Ryans not with the camp, makes it far easier to laugh at the most abject England team for years, hope Pelle gets a brace, but I'll not hold my breath.
To be fair to Roy, it probably went like this tonight: Ring, ring DR: "Hi, Roy. Danny here. Going to have to pull out of the squad." RH: "Oh that's a shame, I'll see if I can find anyone from league two to replace you." ½ an hour later. All league two players have turned RH down as they have league commitments. Ring, ring RH: "Hi Ryan, is that you? I've been thinking I was a bit hasty and would like to invite you to the squad! How do you feel?" RB: "Hi Roy, let me say this is in terms you may understand. baaaaa, baaaaaa. That's sheep talk for F**k off. ROOOOOAAAR" click