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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Oct 20, 2018.

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    Toby's uncle wrote the theme tune to EastEnders
    Pud was the first customer in Pizza Express in Saucihall Street
    Odious Turd is banned from every Starbucks in Glasgow for saying that "any **** who orders a Macchiato is a poof, a mongo or a member of the SNP
    BCs grandad is Mark Chapman
    Tina failed an audition for a West end musical - and that's why Sarah Brightmans face looks the way it does.
     
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    Dan Starkey 2 denied "method acting" ie cottaging in winning the George Michael lookalike west london heats on Tuesday in the Mean Fiddler.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Dan Starkey can eat 50 eggs
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Mick O'Toon's uncle Freddie invented the hole in the middle of records in Ireland. Before that the buggers just slipped right off the turntable.
     
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    Dan Starkey wore a John Smeaton mask while he pumped Tina, just for a laugh.
     
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    That wasn't a rumour <whistle>
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Why didn´t he just go for 35?
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Because he has a cool hand, look.
     
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    Metric system <ok>
     
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    Archers Road was a member of the Young Conservatives until one night in 1993 when he got stuck in a lift with comedian Jim Davidson for four hours. The next day he joined the Communist Party of Great Britain.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    How random! Lol
     
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  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Tina first noticed her gay son was gay when she caught him fisting himself over a mirror that had been placed on the floor holding a photo of Jim Torbet.
     
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    Keep 'em coming, folks. <applause>

    I'm going away till Thursday evening.

    Bye.

    <badger>
     
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    Ponders dressed himself up as a scummy Northern schoolgirl in the hope of getting plied with drink and drugs from middle aged Muslamic rape mullahs and bummed to within an inch of his life.
     
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    You'd do me.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Grove would shag you but not Rita Ora <ok>
     
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    And Ba55ie likes to peel the labels from his bottles of Bud
    He shreds them on the bar then he lights every match in an oversized pack
    Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers before blowing and cursing them out
     
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    GC Tina is not my lover; she's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
     
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    Ponders built a full scale model of the Mary Rose using only acorns, hamster **** and toenail clippings. It is currently on loan to Lord Montague of Beaulieu, who plans to make it the centre piece of a water feature in his public gardens, when he gets it out of the box.
     
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