Rumours

Gas attended Bristol Rovers matches with Osama Bin Laden during the mid-1980s.

Stopme holds the world record for most Caramac bars eaten in one hour: 472.

 

Keep 'em coming, AR.

 

ER holds the world record for blowing off in a bucket of baked beans

 

Toby's codename at MI5 is Tiny Tit.

 

Ponders is a ruthless bookie plying his trade at Crayford Dogs

 

Aldo produces enough earwax to tarmac his own drive every autumn.

 

Archers Road knows serious medieval alchemy.

 

@DUNCAN DONUTS can make 5 minute super noodles in 3

 

Pud worked as John Candy's body double on Uncle Buck.

Aldo lost on his only Countdown appearance but did spell out ****COCK in the first round.

 

And also on the porno remake
" Uncle Buck Naked "

 

@Mick O'Toon has an identical twin brother that was put up for adoption at birth.

That man is celebrity game show host Henry Kelly and he has no idea of Mick's existence .

 

Toby suffers from a crippling disorder known as Ablutophobia.

He also wore the same jeans continuously for 4 years 9 months 7 days and 37 minutes , a new European record.

 

Gambol's genital warts won "Best in Category" at last years Penge and District General Hospital STD awards.

 

This thread is great.

 

I've actually always been rather proficient in the flatulence department.

 

Dev Advocate was escorted out of a Buckingham Palace garden party after asking Prince Charles if he knew who cut the brake cables.

 

DI Dev always on the job.

What a star.

 

Gambol's book about how to kidnap women and get away with it spent three years on the top of the best seller list in the Solomon Islands.

 

ER and Yoko Ono travelled the world together after Lennon's death.

brb has no penis because when he was a child it was bitten off and swallowed whole by a marmot.

Tina sings every weekend in a Carpenters tribute act; she performs the role of Richard.

Duncan Donuts is actually the kid who played Data in The Goonies.

Dan Starkey learnt Mandarin in order to hang around Newcastle's Chinatown, slagging off restauranteurs and their kin.

 

Gambol finished runner-up in a Jimmy Savile look-a-like competition at Butlins, Filey in 1983. The real Jimmy Savile came in third.