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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Honest, Tracy, I've a headache.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Ok grannies, fancy a gangbang?
     
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    Here comes the violence, slut
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    About premature ejaculation........I lied <cool>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Will this cucumber do instead?
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm wearing my Superman yfronts.
     
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    That would not ruin sex with half the lasses I've been with.
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    What about a banana, then :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    ****ing ceiling needs painting again
     
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    They'd peel it and eat it for desert. I've been with some right filthy slappers...
     
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  11. grandpops

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    Der yer swally it pet?
     
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  12. Brian Storm

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    Arse to arse my darling?
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Jimmy Saville taught me this
     
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    The Magnificent Seve

    A film about Mr Ballesteros.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Wrong thread mate but it would certainly spoil sex <ok>
     
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  16. Blunham Mackem

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    Wrong thread pops?

    Getting a little late isn't it...
     
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  17. grandpops

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    Shrup you.

    You anarl.

    Films I can remember. Sex on the other hand, nowadays is the other hand. <laugh>
     
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  18. Blunham Mackem

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    Those last 5 words of that sentence does fit this thread though <laugh>
     
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    You won't fill me now.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oooooooooohhhhhhhh Sarah.........shyte, wrong name.
     
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