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  1. Hairyhaggis

    Hairyhaggis Well-Known Member

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    When did you eat corn?
     
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  2. Bizarreknives

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    I'm here. That's the dog..
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Fancy Watching Broke Back Mountain?
     
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  4. SAFCDRUM

    SAFCDRUM Well-Known Member

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    Thanks love, I'm satisfied again.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can we spoon after this?
     
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  6. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    **** me! Your feet stink.
    My feet are very clean.
    Must be your fanny then.
     
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  7. Bizarreknives

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    I'm not moist enough yet.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Have you seen my Burqah?
     
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  9. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member
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    When you requested doggie style !!!
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I shagged Linford Christie yesterday

    please log in to view this image
     
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    You shag like my sister
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It's fine you were adopted
     
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  13. Blunham Mackem

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    Odd place to keep pets?
     
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  14. Home_and_Away

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    Not after his last attempt!
     
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  15. Class of 73

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    Crab louse in the bush
     
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  16. David Moyes' Stupid Face

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    Rohypnol hasn't kicked in yet
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    fanny fart darling
    no babes it was a backdoor wet one
    ****er stinks
    so anal is off then love
     
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  18. Nordic

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    i shagged venus and serena
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yea but its a **** having to wake up from a dream like that mate
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    :emoticon-0119-puke:.
     
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