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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I think you have piles
     
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  2. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    ...wear this Mickey Mouse costume
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Aug 27, 2015
  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh> bad memories mate?
     
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    its been fun thanks :) likes this.
  4. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    please hold this selfie stick ...
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Aug 27, 2015
  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I bought extra small, ribbed
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Move over Dad, **** sake.
     
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  7. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    I've chosen our baby's names
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Aug 27, 2015
  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Comm is in that wardrobe
     
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    Sorry, my bad, wrong hole.
     
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  10. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    nah they're just blue waffles :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  11. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    You've got 3 words left to play with !!
     
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    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Hurry Up, Coronation Streets starting!
     
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    Can you wear a condom?
     
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    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    My ex was ****ing huge
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Six, Seven, Eight... Nine fingers.
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Maybe one too many Rohypnol
     
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    Quick Dave, hold her down
     
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    Home_and_Away, Aug 27, 2015
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    where do i put this?

    wait while i google "feltch"

    ghost-gran wont stop staring

    thought it would be tighter

    yours looks just like grandma's
     
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    Zlash, Aug 27, 2015
  19. Billy Death

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    Condom? I've had the snip!
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bus is here, ok, bye
     
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