Rug Munching?

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I charge for that type of talk.

 

Pull them back up, ya filthy wee degenerate.

 

I really wouldn't know. However, I am willing to help you get over this. Here, have a shoulder to cry on. I'll even give you a nice cuddle without trying a tit or bum grab on you.

Canny say fairer than that.

 

Really?

 

too little, too late.

 

You wanna piece of me? Eh? You wanna piece of me? Come and get it.

 

Aww, c'mere sweetheart. *gentle-but-manly-hug*

 

Oh Christ

 

Was it a stranglewank? You need to get your timing right

 

It's a chokey **** ffs

 

i hope you dont take advantage in my vulnerable state.

 

Tina slowly moved her hand up Jen's smooth, tanned thigh. She let out a soft moan as Tina's fingers brushed gently against her white, cotton panties. Slowly, Jen ran her the fingers of her right hand through her lover's long, flowing, auburn hair and pulled her head towards hers. She leaned forward and kissed her softly on the lips while her left hand softly squeezed and caressed Tina's right breast.

Jen slowly opened her legs as Tina pulled the cotton panties aside and found little resistance as she placed one of her fingers...



More to follow.

 

what the **** is a chokey ****?

 

You'll get a cosh over the head and wake up the next day with a sore head and a sore arse

Thats what happened to me when I trusted him

 

..up her arse?

 

Of course not. Perhaps a sip or two of wine to calm you down though.

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tina, you saucy minx

 

You've been reading way too much Penthouse Forum.

 

Shoosh, you.