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Rug Munching?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Pukka pies are ****. Hollands > Pukka FACT
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bell's Haggis Round <ok>

    Slap a tin of spaghetti hoops on that.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Not a fan of spaghetti hoops to be honest. Stick some chips and gravy with it and you're talking <ok>
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

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    I'm not that fussed on the taste - although they do differ slightly... there was this one bird with a yeast inbalance...:emoticon-0119-puke:

    I think B & C are kind of the same thing, aren't they?

    I've not heard of 'premature' ejaculation? What is it I should be waiting for? <whistle>...

    I don't watch pornography (complete lie)

    I always get the the urge to go down on a woman after drinking alcohol... i'm not sure why, but there it is.
     
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  5. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i think thats quite common
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    D But it stops the friction too.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Do tell. Don't miss out any of the details.
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    haha **** off, you are not privy to any details, go bother hornette.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    (A) definitely, best invention ever.
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    Mee yow <laugh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Good grief, you're still angry about missing your chance?
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i almost committed suicide the other day.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Do tell. We can figure out where it went wrong.
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    Oh my.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What? I'm trying to help her.
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    really theres no way i can go on. any advice on being a sad lonely twat, gambol?
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    See if he says 'Ask Tina', I swear to God I'll virtually kick his balls <grr>
     
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  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Cock balls arse tits chin
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    Have you ever gone down on a woman Tina?
     
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