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The lyrics from this song put me, very much, in mind of a former well known RTG poster.

Just substitute 'New York streets' for RTG board!

People called me the scandalizer
The world was my appetizer
I turned gangs into fertilizer
King of the New York streets
I broke hearts like window panes
For breakfast I'd eat nails and chains
To my kingdom I'd proclaim
King of the New York streets
I floored my accelerator
All the way to the equator
Just a local gladiator
King of the New York streets
Well, I was only sixteen years old
So what could I have known?
In my mind these passing years
The legend sure has grown
People come from miles around
To see my royal tenement crown
Always up and never down
King of the New York streets
Schools gave me nothing needed
To my throne I proceeded
Every warning went unheeded
King of the New York streets
I stood tall from all this feeling
I bumped my head on heaven's ceiling
Shooting dice and double-dealing
King of the New York streets
Each time I jumped behind the wheel
Of a pin-striped custom Oldsmobile
The guys would bow and the girls would squeal
King of the New YOrk streets
Local bullies I deflated
Back street jive that I translated
Top Ten girls were all that I dated
King of the New York streets
I didn't need no bodyguard
I just ruled from my backyard
Living fast, living hard
King of the New York streets
Well, I was wise in my own eyes
I awoke one day and I realised
You know this attitude comes from cocaine lies

Since his latest failures he seems to have p*ssed off to the Baltic States and stopped posting - I wonder why?
 
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Guinness Guzzler said:
What's on the top of your head mate? I'd better let him send it in case it wasn't a hint that I picked up mind!
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Looks like we’ve got a tough nut to crack here! Someone got access to Gary The Hair’s Facebook on RTG and it was an eye opener.

The hair was the top of the iceberg, followed by the comedy of a 40 year old wearing 80s rock star clobber off duty. Someone put up a pic of him enjoying a hospitality match at St James with about 8 lads about 16-18. Someone said they were his nephews but when more popped up it looked to be a very big family.

Thread got deleted pretty quickly and that was that, but after that posts about him kept disappearing. For a while if you mentioned him or his many nephews it was an instant ban.

When he disappeared off the radar shortly before he was let go, people were asking where he was. Stuck head first in the Mag’s laundry hamper wasn’t the right answer.
 
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John 11:35 said:
Looks like we’ve got a tough nut to crack here! Someone got access to Gary The Hair’s Facebook on RTG and it was an eye opener.

The hair was the top of the iceberg, followed by the comedy of a 40 year old wearing 80s rock star clobber off duty. Someone put up a pic of him enjoying a hospitality match at St James with about 8 lads about 16-18. Someone said they were his nephews but when more popped up it looked to be a very big family.

Thread got deleted pretty quickly and that was that, but after that posts about him kept disappearing. For a while if you mentioned him or his many nephews it was an instant ban.

When he disappeared off the radar shortly before he was let go, people were asking where he was. Stuck head first in the Mag’s laundry hamper wasn’t the right answer.
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Class that marra, made me laugh
 
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