Royston and Elfs.

You upset Essex Al by drawing attention to his erection that day in the car park...

 

Was 92 in April my friend

 

No nasty thoughts. he never upset me.

 

What do you attribute your longevity to, Inky? The songwriter Eubie Blake lived to be 100, and credited the fact that he ate "nothing but good healthy fried food".

 

@baraettmattesvensson

Romford born Ivor May has posted that he has inundated with DMs from fans wanting to give you a “slap” ?

Shurely shome mishtake

That sounds like a threat ?

 

Before he sobers up & deletes it ....

 

@Inkblot

See above ^^^^^^

Very sad, but not untypical of the person concerned

#RomfordWrongUn