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'I feel sorry for the corgis.' 27 February 1996
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'Don't worry! You've got five seconds' start and if it's not a clean shot my wife wrings your neck'
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"Stone me. Benskin. We've been goin' round the bleedin' T.V. studios all day and we're knackered. Pour us a couple of pints and 'ave one yourself."
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".... Aha. Cried Harry Windsor, Stubbing out his *** and climbing on to his chauffer driven broomstick ...."
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'Have a word with security, Phillip. On Monday somebody got within yards of me pretending to be a policeman.'
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'If that's the post, Philip dear; will you see if there are any cards for me?'
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'Mrs Figgis. I wonder if you could spare a few pounds until the end of next week?'
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'Two's enough for one year. I hope no one else is going to spring any surprises.'
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'Helen Mirren has got a chill. Are you free for a photo shoot session tomorrow?'
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'Of course, Kate. Now that he's retired completely I'm sure he'd love to babysit a few days a week. I'll ask him.'
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'Now we know why we've been left alone and neglected. She's been cavorting with Paddington b***** Bear!'
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