Off Topic Royal baby

Show me where that's written or expect legal proceedings from my lawyer, Magic Marilyn

 

Apologies, still learning. He seems quite the character.

I'll change it to something less emotive.

 

I'm trying to work out the logic of your response. Nope, not happening.

 

I didn’t know Meth had a brother called John
https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/RoyalBabyBoy?src=hashtag_click

 

... Magic Marilyn is a close friend of Spurly's ... and about as credible as the unwritten rule

 

I thought it was a written rule?

 

It won't, don't bother

 

I refer you to my reply above ... if Spurly can't produce it I'm calling my lawyer ... he specialises in this type of case ... and in all you can eat buffets

 

These things happen when a man and Lady get together . But you wouldn't know.

 

Immaculate conception 2 starring Methchops from the valleys

 

I wonder if Metths would prefer to lose his virginity to a man, woman, or domestic animal?

 

you're a ****in royal baby

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The Royal baby has now touched the same amount of fanny as @Matth_2014

 

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After 3 babies in 4 years I think touched is an exaggeration

 

There were no odds offered for Matth/Meth so have had a couple of quid on Frederick at 40s.

Did anyone see that fruitcake (wrong ‘un) who brought a doll along to the hospital? Imagine being next to that on the tube.

 

I’m not.

 

I’m sure The Fail will have ****ed itself into a coma by now.

 

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