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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Saf, Apr 14, 2018.

  1. afcftw

    afcftw Well-Known Member

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    They moved everyone out, tore it down and replaced it with expensive fancy flats.

    Spent a lot of time on that estate. If you knew the right people you got left alone. It remained largely a ****hole until it got knocked down.
     
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    Someone dropped some litter in our village last November.
     
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    Knife em
     
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    So you and @Skylarker both from my ends eh .. Was it either one of you ****s who nicked my BMX from outside McDonalds in Eltham ?
     
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    Some would say thats an over-reaction.

    But I'm with you mate.

    Knife the twat! There'll be no empty crisp packets blowing around this village ever again!!!
     
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    If you don't teach them a lesson mate, you can have no excuse when somebody tosses an empty coffee cup into the village pond.
     
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    <laugh>

    Can't leave a bike unattended for a second round here!
     
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    The last time an empty coffee cup was found in the village pond was in 1763. Even worse, it had been full of decaffinated coffee. I've seen the forensic evidence.

    3 old hags of the village ended up in the ducking stool. Only 1 survived. She'd had a cafe latte so got off on a technicality.
     
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    I live in a proper chilled out rural area now, but I still can't bring myself to leave my bike outside the local bakers <laugh>

    Old habits die hard eh ?
     
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    You should have drowned her too just to make sure.
     
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    I actually had a bike stolen from outside a bakers in the couple of seconds I turned away to pay for a sandwich! <laugh>
     
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    Where was this fam ?
     
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    The sham (aka lewisham)
     
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    Yeah well that was stupid then eh ? <laugh>

    Where about's in Lewisham mate. I was born in Lewisham Hospital, grew up in New Cross, went to School in Hither Green and then moved to Lee Green.
     
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    Yeah I was in a rush and ran in, watched it the entire time (literally queued up backwards so I could see it) turned to pay, looked back it was gone. The ****er was quick because I went straight out and couldn't see him anywhere! Spent the next couple of hours checking any spots it could have been stashed but never saw it again!

    Small world.... but I haven't abandoned the mean streets of SE London for the pussy coast <whistle>
     
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    lol.. I still do that. Gutted to hear about your bike though.

    I remember catching somebody trying to nick my bike in Greenwich once. He'd got the lock off and I turned up just as he was about to ride off on it. I had the **** pinned against some railings and he was screaming at me 'don't make a scene man, don't make a scene !' I let him go and he ran off. Cheeky ****ing little ****er.
     
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    I once went out in the morning leaving the front door wide open and didn't realise until I got home from work 10 hours later (and I mean wide open, it was clear all the way up the street). Nothing happened.

    To be fair I also left my car keys in the car door on the main street in Bootle for an entire working day and nothing happened. Perhaps if it's that obvious people think it's a trap?
     
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    Stopped riding a bike after that... now I just get angry at cyclists while I drive <laugh>
     
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    Forest Gate All of Tottenham
     
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    I gave some drive by abuse to a collection of Lycra clad middle aged ****wits today, riding 3 and 4 abreast thinking they were in a bastard peloton whilst riding on a public A road, ****ing melts
     
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