Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descart was a drunken fart, I drink, therefore I am.
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
You probably have to be a certain age to appreciate that.
I'm 26. It's Monty Python.




brilliant