I'll let that one slide... I suppose... What I won't let slide is that you've already ruined Jess for me with that mental image. I hate you.
Read this: http://www.thisishullandeastriding....ays-Rosenior/story-13894110-detail/story.html "I didn't sign a contract to Nigel Pearson, I signed one for Hull City. Every single player feels the same. "We play for the shirt and for the pride of the team. Having Nick in charge will remind us of that. "Every player in football has a value on them – whether it is £80m for Cristiano Ronaldo or £80 for me. "If Hull value me at whatever and someone comes in to meet that valuation then it would be up to me if I wanted to move. The same goes for any other player. "But I never want to leave this club and would certainly not ask to do so."