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Ronaldo

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jun 15, 2018.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    It was :huh:
     
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  2. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I was alone
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    So far so good...he's just become PM and has given his great speech about Victory at all costs, it's gone down like a lead Baloon at the Houses of Parliment.

    Great acting...I reckon it's a winner
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Because we were playing NIgeria perhaps?
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Do you think <laugh>

    Kudos for picking up on that by the way<cheers>

    I was wondering how long before a few others clicked in
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Your delusion is only surpassed by your waist measurement Quentin ... still at least in your world Spurs have probably won something ... and ZZ Muffin Tops headline at Glastonbury <laugh>
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Jordan Henderson is about as Anglo Saxon as it's possible to get. Jamie Vardy is clearly a Viking and wouldn't look out of place sailing up The Wash in a longboat.

    Harry Kane's dad appears in the film Zulu, standing besides Michael Kane brandishing a musket. Gary Cahil's ancestors fought with Henry V at Agincourt.

    Even Raheem Sterling is so cool he was obviously a Spitfire pilot in a previous life.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Got a feel that it was yours it was so amateurish and crass.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    ABCE4C6C-FF26-493A-9E5B-90549C59D04E.jpeg
     
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  11. Matth_2014

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    IronIc coming from the so-called wum master.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    @Skylarker will be beyond rage at Ronnie's performance last night, he's spent the last 6 months foaming about him and even flounced and made a music video at one point because Ronnie caught up with GayMo after giving him a 15 goal head start.

    Here's a reminder for anybody who missed it.

     
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    wtf Pope is black <yikes>
     
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  14. Tdot

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    Thread is pure train wreck-naldo at this point.
     
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  15. Why are rattled, Matth?

    It’s brb we’re wumming, mate.

    Join in, yeah?
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Spain should have won 3-0 because Ronaldo should be in jail.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Messi would be better at making shivs than Ronaldo. <ok>
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Their penises are black.
     
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    I knew a high court judge that was a regular in my old village pub. Lovely old guy, hugely intelligent ( but you wouldn’t want to be the first one up on Monday if Wales had lost over the weekend)

    We were discussing the Lester Piggot case, and he said to me: ‘In my opinion the judge got the sentencing wrong. It’s clear what’s important to this man - money! No, I would have fined him £3mill and given him a suspended sentence with jail if he failed to pay in full’

    Ronaldo is the same. Why put him in jail? Hit the greedy **** in his pocket, where it obviously hurts him most. And hit him hard!
     
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