Ronaldo

[Spurlock]

Switched on for the england friendly recently and i thought it was Nigeria playing ffs

It was

 

[thefanwithnoname]

I swear I haven't had one wink...just struggled to sleep last night..I'm shattered, the sleep will be good when it comes tonight

Plus if you say 'yay' in real life, you deserve all the **** luck coming your way

I was alone

 

[Spurlock]

I've been eyeing that one up.

Let me know what you think, Bruv.

So far so good...he's just become PM and has given his great speech about Victory at all costs, it's gone down like a lead Baloon at the Houses of Parliment.

Great acting...I reckon it's a winner

 

[Libby]

England stand a chance this year and they are all black.

Switched on for the england friendly recently and i thought it was Nigeria playing ffs

Because we were playing NIgeria perhaps?

 

[thefanwithnoname]

Because we were playing NIgeria perhaps?

Do you think

Kudos for picking up on that by the way

I was wondering how long before a few others clicked in

 

[FosseFilberto]

Skiddy and Bambi have each taken brutal rag dollings from the lads for less, Bruv.

Your delusion is only surpassed by your waist measurement Quentin ... still at least in your world Spurs have probably won something ... and ZZ Muffin Tops headline at Glastonbury

 

[Tdot]

Chin-stroking implies Ronaldo thinks he is the GOAT

https://www.sportsnet.ca/soccer/chin-stroking-implies-ronaldo-thinks-goat/sn-amp/

GOATnaldo

 

[Archers Road]

England stand a chance this year and they are all black.

Switched on for the england friendly recently and i thought it was Nigeria playing ffs

Jordan Henderson is about as Anglo Saxon as it's possible to get. Jamie Vardy is clearly a Viking and wouldn't look out of place sailing up The Wash in a longboat.

Harry Kane's dad appears in the film Zulu, standing besides Michael Kane brandishing a musket. Gary Cahil's ancestors fought with Henry V at Agincourt.

Even Raheem Sterling is so cool he was obviously a Spitfire pilot in a previous life.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

What an absolute cluster-**** of a thread this has been!

Got a feel that it was yours it was so amateurish and crass.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Skiddy and Bambi have each taken brutal rag dollings from the lads for less, Bruv.

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[Matth_2014]

What an absolute cluster-**** of a thread this has been!

IronIc coming from the so-called wum master.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

@Skylarker will be beyond rage at Ronnie's performance last night, he's spent the last 6 months foaming about him and even flounced and made a music video at one point because Ronnie caught up with GayMo after giving him a 15 goal head start.

Here's a reminder for anybody who missed it.

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[Solid Air]

England stand a chance this year and they are all black.

Switched on for the england friendly recently and i thought it was Nigeria playing ffs

wtf Pope is black

 

[Tdot]

Thread is pure train wreck-naldo at this point.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

IronIc coming from the so-called wum master.

Why are rattled, Matth?

It’s brb we’re wumming, mate.

Join in, yeah?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Hat-trick. This thread's going well, eh?

Spain should have won 3-0 because Ronaldo should be in jail.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

He should be sharing a cell with Messi and Benzema if there was any justice

Messi would be better at making shivs than Ronaldo.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Kane, Vardy, Cahill, Dier, Hendo, Pickford...

Yep, all black.

Their penises are black.

 

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[NSIS]

I just don't get how you cannot get a prison sentence for fraud totalling 14 Million.

In the UK Lester Piggott got 12 months for 2.5M (other settlements later).

I knew a high court judge that was a regular in my old village pub. Lovely old guy, hugely intelligent ( but you wouldn’t want to be the first one up on Monday if Wales had lost over the weekend)

We were discussing the Lester Piggot case, and he said to me: ‘In my opinion the judge got the sentencing wrong. It’s clear what’s important to this man - money! No, I would have fined him £3mill and given him a suspended sentence with jail if he failed to pay in full’

Ronaldo is the same. Why put him in jail? Hit the greedy **** in his pocket, where it obviously hurts him most. And hit him hard!