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Romelu Lukaku

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    ^^^ Tapping up.
     
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  2. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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  3. Hey, lads! Here's a little gem.

    We used to have a player who only ever scored goals that didn't matter, such as the "1" in a 2-1 defeat.

    His name was Darren Bent, and he was a total waste of space. All he did was hang around the goal waiting for someone to pass the ball to him so he could take a pop-shot at goal. Occasionally, the ball used to go into the back of the net.

    I'm wondering if some of you lads believe that Lukaku could be your Darren Bent?

    It's worth discussing, eh?
     
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  4. glazerfodder

    glazerfodder Well-Known Member

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    No
     
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  5. That's a good starting point, GF.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not really.
     
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  7. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    He will be our very own Heskey
     
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  8. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Lukaku's first touch is the secret to his success because defenders and Lukaku himself don't have a ****ing clue where the ball's going and throws them right off, luckily he has a world class 2nd <diva>
     
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    What a useless comparison, dude! You can certainly do better than that.
     
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  10. Christiansmith

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    Well at least we may get a better GD. Which would have given us CL football the previous season ahead of the ****ty slickers. In the league, a goal always matters ;)
     
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    Him and Fellaini always have the element of surprise. Unfortunately the one they usually surprise is themselves...
     
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    I didn't think I would say that but after last season I am hoping that Lukaku is indeed the flat track bully that most fans take pleasure in deriding.

    We could have done with someone scoring against the minnows :bandit:
     
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    Doing a Lukaku = getting your team on the way to an easy victory!! <laugh>

    Lukaku and Pogba scoring: not bad for a start.
     
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  14. theevilreddevil

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    Can't see anyone catching us just hand us the title now<whistle>
     
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  15. Diego

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    :grin:
     
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