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When we are on a good run we look like at least play offs then we play teams at the wrong end of the table at home and we can't brake them down and end up on the wrong end of a 1-0 or 2-1 a lot of youngsters in the squad so no consistency we can hope though
 
luvgonzo said:
Morning fellas, how's your season going. (not taking the piss if it's bad honest)
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I'll answer that after tonight LG. If I say it's going well I'm sure we'll get thrashed tonight.

PS. How is our young lad progressing?
 
Ron said:
I'll answer that after tonight LG. If I say it's going well I'm sure we'll get thrashed tonight.

PS. How is our young lad progressing?
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One for the future, he's had a couple of games and looks good but tactically he has quite a lot to learn, plenty of time though, most of the lads rate him higher than Sterling.
 
I would have done Guy but I had to shoot over to Wellingborough on Thursday night and had to be back by this morning. Very frustrating being just down the road yesterday.
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding
drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. Says
he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So
he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching th
car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat
and three in the back... wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver,
obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was
doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you
should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a
danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I
was doing the speed limit exactly... twenty-two kilometers an hour!"
the old woman says a bit proudly. The Police officer, trying to
contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 is the highway number, not
the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grins and thanks the
officer for pointing out her error. "But before I let you go, Ma'am,
I have to ask... is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully
shaken, and they haven't made a peep this whole time,"the officer
asks. "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off
Highway 189."

<cheers>Kiwi
 
Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven Peter asks the first if she had ever sinned “Well once I looked at a mans penis “ she said “Put some of this holly water on your eyes and you may enter heaven” Peter told her he then asked the second nun the same question “Well once I held a mans penis” she said “Put your hand in this holly water and you may enter heaven” Peter said Just then the fourth nun pushes in front of the third nun Peter asked her “Why did you push in” She said “Because I want to gargle in the holly water before she sits in it”
 
On the sixth day, God created the dog
> and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and
> bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
> give you a life span of twenty years."
>
> The dog said, "That's a long time to
> be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you
> back the other ten?"
>
> And God saw it was good.
> Also on the sixth day, God created the monkey
> and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
> laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
> span."
>
> The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty
> years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
> give you back ten like the dog did?"
>
> And God, again saw it was good.
>
> Also on the sixth day, God created the cow and
> said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all
> day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk
> to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give
> you a life span of sixty years."
>
> The cow said, "That's kind of a tough
> life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty
> and I'll give back the other
> forty?"
>
> And God agreed it was good.
> Also on the sixth day, God created humans and
> said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
> this, I'll give you twenty years."
>
> But the human said, "Only twenty years?
> Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave
> back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
> back; that makes eighty, okay?"
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for
> it."
>
> So that is why for our first twenty years, we
> eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
> years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the
> next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the
> front porch and bark at everyone.
>
> Life has now been explained to
> you.
>
> There is no need to thank me for this valuable
> information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you
> are looking for me I will be on the front porch
>
 
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