Sky Sports Breaking News: Agnes Brown off the popular BBC1 comedy Mrs Brown's Boys is set to replace Martin O'Neill as manager of Sunderland. Agnes is close to current Chairman Niall Quinn whom she used to babysit in the old days in their native Dublin.
Expect this to go down like a lead balloon..... Di Matteo will be next SFC manager. This was touted around months ago and I believe this is Cortese's next building block on our journey, he won't do nostalga like we do.
Stan Kroenke, the major shareholder for Arsenal wants to bring in former President George W Bush. He hopes he can bring a winning mentality to the club. The two are colleagues and have both done some damage to their respected jobs in some way, ie President and Chairman...
According to my paper, it was Cicero who is the current manager of .......? The name of the club escapes me!!! I'll get back to you later!!
Rafa Benitez is to be sacked today before the Citeh game as Roman Abramovich has become frustrated at the lack of trophies brought into the club since his employment. Benitez will take £15m in compensation for three days work...
Breaking: Manchester United intend to create a clone of a younger Alex Ferguson from his statue so that he can continue to manage the club for another 26 years.
If Cortese is the business brain which we all believe him to be he will know that bringing a "mate" into a business situation will cost him mate or cost him a business.
Alex Ferguson looked only marginally more mobile than his statue after the game yesterday. Also starting to sound old in his interviews. Not sure he has more than one more season in him.
I think he may well retire at the end of this season if United win the league. He's so stubborn that he won't retire while City are Champions.
That has an element of great rumour about it. Vague enough, yet entirely plausible. I almost wish it was true..!
I thought the sackings of Di Matteo and Hughes might have been enough for the papers but obviously not. The longer Nigel stays the more pathetic it makes the papers look regarding their lazy journalism.
Agreed but I suppose if Adkins was to be removed then he would be in the running not because he is nationality but because of his EPL experience.