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Big gap to Man Utd if Spurs win tomorrow.

And given they have the same fixture schedule as Spurs for this
month, they don't even have the luxury of Leicester-esque resting
to try and claw back the gap until at least March.
 
humanbeingincroydon said:
"Louis Van Gaalling believes his side have shown title-winning form since the start of the year."

Sunderland 2, Manchester United 1
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This guy! <laugh>

He keeps saying things that make me think he's actually trying to get fired.

He's like the David Brent of the premier league. Soooooo glad we didn't get him manage our team. Can you imagine the mess he would have made of Spurs? Phew!
 
LockStock said:
This guy! <laugh>

He keeps saying things that make me think he's actually trying to get fired.

He's like the David Brent of the premier league. Soooooo glad we didn't get him manage our team. Can you imagine the mess he would have made of Spurs? Phew!
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I can picture his first meeting with Levy...

Int. Daniel Levy's office - Day

We're inside the office of Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy as his new manager, Louis Van Galling, outlines his transfer strategy for the season ahead.

LOUIS VAN GAALLING
I need to a transfer budget that's greater than the GDP of an Eastern European nation in order to finish fourth.​

Upon making this request, Van Galling stands there with an expression that says he believes what he is saying to be absolutely right - but to the casual observer this looks far more like an expression of pure smugness, brought on by a man who wields his grossly-inflated reputation as a weapon and expects this is enough to get what he wants every single time. Yet despite this, on the other side of the desk Levy appears utterly unmoved, leading to an awkward silence that hangs in the air for a moment or two before Levy removes his spectacles and wipes them with a handkerchief, and when he puts them back on his face he maintains eye contact with Van Gaalling as he presses the intercom button on his desk to ask his secretary a question

DANIEL LEVY
Suzanne, when were the dogs last fed?

SUZANNE
Three days ago, Mr Levy.

DANIEL LEVY
Good, good. Please inform Mr Bridger that he can release them in about...​

Levy pauses to look at his watch, then looks back at Van Gaalling

DANIEL LEVY
...let's say five minutes shall we?​
 
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humanbeingincroydon said:
"Louis Van Gaalling believes his side have shown title-winning form since the start of the year."

Sunderland 2, Manchester United 1
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He must have problems with his english. I think he meant championship winning form because if they keep playing like that they might be in with a chance of winning the Championship some time soon.
 
deedub93 said:
He must have problems with his english. I think he meant championship winning form because if they keep playing like that they might be in with a chance of winning the Championship some time soon.
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He didn't say what that title was, to be fair.
The Dullest, Yet Most Expensive Side in The Premier League? I'd say that they're up for that one.
 
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