Most of the cramped space is taken up by Lee Dixon's glasses.
Haha, good job there aren't any Spurs fans there to give him grief.
Man Utd's Howard Webb has decided that there's not enough evidence that Rio Ferdinand's cynical trip and push on Torres was intentional.
Upon being shown the following footage, he allegedly closed his eyes tight, put his fingers in his ears and repeatedly said, "Nah, nah, nah, nah! I can't hear you!".
[video=youtube;b_LCoXbqxMQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_LCoXbqxMQ[/video]
I see from the news that lots of Gooner fans are having trouble getting to Munich for the game tomorrow. Providence intervening to save them from a deeply traumatic experience, I'm sure![]()
Milan just need one and they're red hot favourites again, but I'm not sure they're good enough.

probably Nani or De Gea even though we would like them to stay, Hernandez could be off though if we get Lewandowski

by the way, did anyone see Shalke last night? i was out but caught the ****V highlights. (yes i managed to last through the excessive advert breaks).
That Draxler looks like a very good player. i think it was SOS or HBIC who've mentioned him before. He looks like a "spurs" player.
No doubt he would cost a bomb.
Wenger is becoming as delusional as the mouser's saying they can win in Munich![]()
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There is more chance of a Black Lesbian becoming the next Pope