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Relayer69 said:
Pecker contest, is it?? I'd better get used to the colour red!! <wah>
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<laugh>

I remember a keeper once, he was one of those almost rotund types, and was unfortunately blessed with a bit of a mushroom, which much the same as all good dressing rooms got subjected to a bit of ridicule!, but his comeback was spot on.

"yeah whatever" he said " its been in quite a few guts though...but now it spends most of its time trying to disappear into mine!" <laugh>
 
Used to play football with a guy who, lets just say was well endowed. New teammate followed him into the showers after a game and came out a few moments later looking rather shaken.
'Jeez - thought the thing was a bloody elephants trunk so offered it a bun - and the damn thing took it'!! <yikes>
 
Prague have an away goal. Didn't see that coming.
Chelsea should still easily progress, though.
 
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