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bigsmithy9 said:
I believe Pep is complaining about the number of games.Why? City's bought about 3 teams.Should be able to field a team everyweek.Now the teams below who haven't City's finances......that's another matter.
Then again,City don't have to enter every tournament......do they?
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City beat Newcastle 4-0 last Sunday.
Their bench had Stones, Ake, Fernandinho, Foden, Gundogen, Grealish and Palmer on it.
Torres is pissing off to Barca and they're down a left-back due to endless rapes.
I think that they can handle playing a couple of times a week.
 
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Arses v Wolfs and Dirty Leeds v Holte Leg Ends are both off already.

Not sure how Leicester seem to be able to play everyone apart from us, despite having no players.
 
PleaseNotPoll said:
Arses v Wolfs and Dirty Leeds v Holte Leg Ends are both off already.

Not sure how Leicester seem to be able to play everyone apart from us, despite having no players.
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I think Burnley may get relegated this time, with the
reason being that the fixture pile-up will take its toll on their squad.

In that vein (as the Goons are showing) , better to be playing your
games whatever the result, than suffer a fixture pile-up.
 
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Could have broken his leg? <grr>
Actually broke his leg? :emoticon-0127-lipss
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Waiting patiently for the national outpouring of grief and candle-lit vigil outside Pereira's physio room.

Hopefully Clattenburg will once more take to the airwaves to opine about how lucky Pereira is that he can still walk.

Charity rock concert to follow.
 
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Our top penalty scorer is Alli with the one that we've had. Hmm....
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Don't worry. Some wit will soon be suggesting that number of penalties gained is directly proportional to the amount of time you spend in the opposition area. (And clearly Chelski spend 9x as much time as we do.)
 
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I've heard that some clubs have extra sessions where they are regularly taught and retaught how to fall down in the penalty box as though being shot!?
 
bigsmithy9 said:
I've heard that some clubs have extra sessions where they are regularly taught and retaught how to fall down in the penalty box as though being shot!?
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It certainly has to be said that some players must clearly have practised how to fling themselves to the turf without injuring themselves, for example this dive by van Nistelrooy...

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...no way in hell did he not practice that, because if he didn't approximately one second after this photo was taken he'd have either blown his knees out or picked up at least one sprained wrist
 
Utd failing to get anyone on the ball in the box after they equalised.
It's incredibly hard for the ref to give you a dodgy, late penalty if you don't do that.
 
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Utd failing to get anyone on the ball in the box after they equalised.
It's incredibly hard for the ref to give you a dodgy, late penalty if you don't do that.
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They were absolute ****e this evening. Newcastle very unlucky and it's a shame they defend like a primary school team.
 
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