Looks like we know who's replacing Neville and Carragher on MNF.
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Looks like we know who's replacing Neville and Carragher on MNF.
MR D(ickheated)T(wat) posted the following tear-soaked rant on Twitter
Chelsea, Man United and even Spurs fans have spent years mocking Arsenal for winning the FA Cup, ironic that they’re all now fighting to win it to save their season.
No, you angry dullard with a worrying fixation on North London's leading football club, we spent years mocking Arsenal fans for ignoring how clear it was the team was going backwards both on and off the pitch as they'd prefer to pathetically claim "That's one more trophy than Tottenham" as if that makes up for the club turning into such a laughing stock that ArsenalFanTV was able to happen.
Chelsea, Man United and even Spurs fans have spent years mocking Arsenal for winning the FA Cup, ironic that they’re all now fighting to win it to save their season.
No, you angry dullard with a worrying fixation on North London's leading football club, we spent years mocking Arsenal fans for ignoring how clear it was the team was going backwards both on and off the pitch as they'd prefer to pathetically claim "That's one more trophy than Tottenham" as if that makes up for the club turning into such a laughing stock that ArsenalFanTV was able to happen.
1. I thought qualifying for the CL saves Spurs
2017-18 season, and the FA Cup if won is
a welcome bonus.
2. I wonder which club plank-ton went on
for ages about the "Spursday cup" , and are
now fighting to win it to save their season
(now that it actually can) ...
It's brain storms like these that keep you boys on your toes!
Ronaldo asked a former manager what life was like in China. The manager suggested he move there after Real Madrid.......
Just heard on the radio that man u are thinking of putting out song sheets on every seat at old Trafford to make the atmosphere better .Don't think it will make much difference after the 200 mile trip from Surrey they will be more interested in prawn sandwiches 
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So let's check the headlines...
Salah to Los Ladrones
Firmino to Bayern
Salah to Los Ladrones
Firmino to Bayern
So it turns out there is something more pathetic than Leicester's cardboard clappers.Just heard on the radio that man u are thinking of putting out song sheets on every seat at old Trafford to make the atmosphere better .Don't think it will make much difference after the 200 mile trip from Surrey they will be more interested in prawn sandwiches
Has the song sheet got "Park the bus, Park the bus..." on it?
It's worrying that the only song on those song sheets goes as follows...
Friend of the fatherless!
Fountain of happiness!
Lord of the swill-bucket!
Oh, how my soul is on
Fire when I gaze at thy
Calm and commanding eye,
Like the sun in the sky,
Comrade Moronho!
Thou art the giver of
All that thy creatures love,
Full belly twice a day, clean straw to roll upon;
Every beast great or small
Sleeps at peace in his stall,
Thou watchest over all,
Comrade Moronho!
Had I a sucking-pig,
Ere he had grown as big
Even as a pint bottle or a rolling-pin,
He should have learned to be
Faithful and true to thee,
Yes, his first squeak should be
"Comrade Moronho!"
I like it.
Sir Ferguson as Major;
Mourinho as Napoleon;
LVG as Snowball;
Fellaini as Boxer.
It all works rather nicely.
They tried to put "The wheels of the bus go round and round" but Maureen forbade it.
I wonder if the goons are gonna get 25,000 cardboard cut outs of fans to make their stadium look full
The wheels on their bus dont go round the handbrake is always on
They will probably use them in the toilet. Hence the saying "United down the toilet again!"Just heard on the radio that man u are thinking of putting out song sheets on every seat at old Trafford to make the atmosphere better .Don't think it will make much difference after the 200 mile trip from Surrey they will be more interested in prawn sandwiches
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http://news.sky.com/story/ex-chelsea-player-says-racial-abuse-destroyed-me-as-a-person-11299071
I hazard a guess that few on here will find any surprise in this account....
Chelsea is as Chelsea does!!
I hazard a guess that few on here will find any surprise in this account....
Chelsea is as Chelsea does!!
I wonder if the goons are gonna get 25,000 cardboard cut outs of fans to make their stadium look full
Red sky at night : shepherd's delight.
Red seats at night : 59,000 attendance.
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Latest bollocks from Moanarinho.....
In his interview today with CNN, he added: "Looking to us in the Premier League we have one team, one club clearly better prepared than us in the past few years to be first and we have 18 clubs behind us. One in front of us, 18 behind us.”
1 side ahead of you for the past few years?? What feckin’ parallel universe are you in?
Last 4 seasons PL placing for Utd - 7th, 4th, 5th, 6th. That’s one feckin’ long transition! Twat!
In his interview today with CNN, he added: "Looking to us in the Premier League we have one team, one club clearly better prepared than us in the past few years to be first and we have 18 clubs behind us. One in front of us, 18 behind us.”
1 side ahead of you for the past few years?? What feckin’ parallel universe are you in?
Last 4 seasons PL placing for Utd - 7th, 4th, 5th, 6th. That’s one feckin’ long transition! Twat!
But if they sign a right back, a winger, two defensive midfielders and maybe another centre back maybe they'll stand a chance next season...Latest bollocks from Moanarinho.....
In his interview today with CNN, he added: "Looking to us in the Premier League we have one team, one club clearly better prepared than us in the past few years to be first and we have 18 clubs behind us. One in front of us, 18 behind us.”
1 side ahead of you for the past few years?? What feckin’ parallel universe are you in?
Last 4 seasons PL placing for Utd - 7th, 4th, 5th, 6th. That’s one feckin’ long transition! Twat!
So which bit is wrong, the bit where he says one team above us who have clearly been better prepared to be there over the last few years or, the bit where he says there is 1 team ahead of us and 18 behind us?Latest bollocks from Moanarinho.....
In his interview today with CNN, he added: "Looking to us in the Premier League we have one team, one club clearly better prepared than us in the past few years to be first and we have 18 clubs behind us. One in front of us, 18 behind us.”
1 side ahead of you for the past few years?? What feckin’ parallel universe are you in?
Last 4 seasons PL placing for Utd - 7th, 4th, 5th, 6th. That’s one feckin’ long transition! Twat!
You do understand he is talking about present positions or did his accent make you think he meant we had been 2nd for the last few years even though he clearly stated United's previous finishes in his last interview